Deep Thoughts
-A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
-Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
-I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted, then used against you.
-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
-Honk if you love peace and quiet.
-Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
-It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
blamed it on the cost of living.
-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
-The things that come to those who wait, may be the things
left by those who got there first.
-A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
-Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional.
-Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-You can't have everything, where would you put it?
-Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
-Quotes are for people who can't express themselves in a coherent manner.
-I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
-Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
-Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a
beautiful monkey!
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
-Remember half the people you know are below average.
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