While it is possible that some may be offended at the jokes and humor contained within this section, it is my sincere hope that all who enter will accept them as being light hearted and in the playful spirit intended.

While the majority of us who walk these various paths are very sincere and serious about our beliefs and traditions, it is also important to remember that not taking ourselves too seriously and having a sense of humor is important also. I hope that you find something here that will brighten your day and perhaps bring a smile...

I have no desire to alienate any belief systems, ethnic groups or make anyone feel singled out and made fun of. Therefore all branches of the Craft and Paganism are fair game in the joyous spirit of laughter and harmless fun Please enjoy!!!

If by chance you are offended by anything here, I apologize. If the joke was truly out of line and while I have found nothing here to be extreme or terribly offensive, feel free to vent to me via e-mail or place you comments in one of my GUESTBOOKS, I have pretty thick armour.

Sit down and enjoy the ride !!!

Circle Etiquette (varied sources)

• Never summon Anything you can't banish.
  
  
• Never put asafoetida on the rocks in the sweat lodge.
  
  
• Do not attempt to walk more than 10 paces while wearing all of your ritual jewelry, dream bags and crystals at the same time.
  
  
• When proposing to initiate someone, do not mention the Great Rite, leer, and say, "Hey, your trad or mine?"
  
  
• Never laugh at someone who is skyclad. They can see you, too.
  
  
• Never, *ever* set the Witch on fire.
  
  
• Looking at nifty pictures is not a valid path to mastering the ancient grimoires. Please read thoroughly and carefully from beginning to end so that your madness and gibberings will at least make some sense.
  
  
• A good grasp of ritual and ritual techniques are essential! In the event of a random impaling, or other accidental death amongst the participants, (see next rule) a quick thinker can improvise to ensure successful completion of the Rite. Call an ambulance to stand by.
  
  
• Watch where you wave the sharp pointy items.
  
  
• Avoid walking through disembodied spirits.
  
  
• Carry an all purpose translators dictionary in case the ritual leader begins talking in some strange and unknown language.
  
  
• Avoid joining your life force to anything with glowing red eyes.
  
  
• If asked to sign a contract or pact and you are experiencing doubts or reservations, sign your neighbors name. Malevolent entities rarely ask for photo ID.
  
  
• Blood IS thicker than water. Soak ritual garments an extra 30-45 minutes.
  
  
• While drunken weaving may be mistaken for ecstatic dancing, slurring the names of Deities is generally considered bad form.
  
  
• If the ritual leader should ask for a volunteer, resist the urge to raise your hand! While it is true that volunteering will most likely gain you stature and prestige amongst the group, thereby allowing you to advance quickly through the ranks, it is equally likely to get you strapped to a table and shown the error of your ways.

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