Ranma1/2 /Iun Yasha Crossover: The Excorism of the Haunted House Ch1 Ch3 Ch4

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The groups meet and discuss their rightous ways

Note from Authors' to owners of animes don't sue us. We don't have money. ^_^ This is, obviously, a ranma1/2/INU YASHA crossover fic. ^_^ Be warned Various other anime character from other animes may pop up, and phases will be said. Enjoy! ^_^

Ch. 2...

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Ranma and company, his company consisting of Ukyo, Ryouga, Akane, Kuno, and Happy (otherwise know as happosie) were walking up a tree lined path to the house.

"Where did Happosie go? He ran off again." Ranma asked. Shortly after saying that, the group heard a large section of the woods being blown up.

"um. Lets just forget about him for now", Akane said.

"Why does this house have to be all the way up here, in the middle of the fricken woods anyway!" Ranma complained for the 6th time.

" Yeah, I'm actually starting to get tired." Akane said shifting her bag of weapons, other necessities to her other shoulder. This got the attention of Ryouga and Kuno.

In perfect union they said, " I'll carry you!" Surprising Akane with their enthusiasm that she jumped a little startled. Then the two boys glared at each other and they continued to walk without breaking eye contact. As a result Kuno slammed into a large oak tree. Out of nowhere a girl wearing cat ears popped up from behind the tree, pointed and said," HA HA!" and with that ran off and wasn't heard from again. The group, except Kuno, sweat dropped.

"Did she have pixy sticks in her hands?" Ukyo asked.

" No. I think it was some weird green colored incense." Akane said still confused and sweat dropping.

" What the hell was that about." Ryouga said. Just then a really tall skinny guy with spiky blonde hair, a red trench coat and rose tinted sunglasses, came running down the path. He pause for a for a second next to the group, then whipped out his right hand and crossed his fingers and chanted in a japanese accent, "PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE!" Then continued to sprint down the path.

Ranma stared at the retreating man, "HOW MANY FREAKS ARE WE GONNA MEET ON THIS PATH!" Just then a deformed little black cat scurried down the path, paused and slowly turned it's head at to look at Ranma. Then let out a long, "MOOooeewww!!" The continued down the path after the strange man, leaving Ranma paralyzed temporarily.

"Let just hurry to the house before we meet any other freaks." Akane said hurrying up the path with the others not far behind.

" Come on, Ranma-honey. Let's hurry up." Ukyo said dragging a twitching Ranma by his pigtail.

" C-c-cat!" Was Ranma's only reply.

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Elsewhere on another path leading to the house:

Inu yasha and company were walking up towards the house talking about what they expected to see and what kind of spirits they thought would be haunting it. "I hope this will be worth the trouble." Miroku said.

" Well the letter did say there would be a $1000 reward." Kagome said.

"WOW, $1000! With that money I could buy my own temple, hell I could even buy my own castle with mistress's to bear all my children! Wahahahahha!!!!!" Miroku said a little too excitedly. He then felt the air grow suddenly cold, and felt eyes upon him. He turned not surpirsed to see Sango glaring at him.

"Um…yeah…ahem…." Kagome replied.

"I was only joking! You take me too seriously." Miroku said.

Up ahead they see a strange looking girl up ahead that they think is playing with fire. Then all of a sudden the girl gets up and starts running towards them excitedly. The girl pauses by them and says, " You like fire?! I do! Wahahaha!!" Then she runs off down the path.

Seatdropping, Sango asked, " Um…what was that all about?"

"I don't know." Shippo replied.

All of a sudden there is this big blast that is heard from the woods, and an old man bursts out of the woods and runs down the path following the way the strange girl went. He starts screaming, " I do, I do. I like fire!!" As he says that he sets off another bomb that almost hits the group.

"What the hell! Was he trying to kill us!?" Inu Yasha yelled.

"Hopefully just you, Dog Turd." Kouga said. He then received a glare from Inu Yasha telling him to " f**k off."

From Inu Yasha's shoulder, Miouga said, " He went the way the other person had gone, it was her fault really. She started the whole thing." (Authors Notes: GYY: Wahaha!!! Chaos and fire!! NB: ... *sweatdrop*)

"There are some really strange people in these woods." Shippo said.

"Yeah, we should probally start walking a bit faster we might be late to the house." Kagome suggested.

Everyone nodded in agreement. Just then they hear a sound from the left and look through the trees to see 5 girls dressed up in Hentia-like salior suits. One has blond hair pulled up into two buns with pigtails. Her and her group are chasing some kind of demon.

Turning to Kagome, Inu Yasha said, " Maybe we should try to avoid them."

Kagome nodded. "Let's hurry to the house."

With that they set off in a good sprint towards the house.

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Now the two groups meet……..

Ranma and co. had just walked up to the house. Turning around Ranma said, "We're finally here!" As he turned back, he and everyone else noticed Inu Yasha's group.

" Who are they!?" Ukyo asked at the sight of the other group approaching the house.

" Who the hell are they?!" Kouga randomly yelled out. The others in his group followed his gaze to the other people at the house.

"Hell! What the hell "are" they!" Ryouga said pointing to the demons in the group.

Shippo gives Ryoga a good look, then looks at Kouga, then back at Ryouga. "Hey that guy kinda looks like Kouga… AND HEY! That guy kinda looks like Inu yasha in human form.. and OW!" Inu yasha whacked him for mentioning his "sceret". While Kagome nodded in agreement.

" And how do I look like him." Rouga said.

" Well you DO both have the Bandana thing going. " Ranma pointed out. " And hell, I didn't think there was anyone else out there with fangs like you. " Ranma finshed laughing a bit, and Akane nogging her head in agreement noticing the likeness.

Inu Yasha wanted to laugh, at the thought of Kouga having a "HUMAN" double. He then scrunched his brow, looking for any similarities in the pig-tailed guy." Hey Shippo, I think I've been hitting you too hard. I don't see how you could even think that guy even looks like me." He then saw Kagome walking over to the guy, and wondered what she was doing.

" Well..." Kagome said looking over a sweating Ranma. " He kinda does... well... maybe with his hair down he would."

Akane curious as well, was more than happy to help. She walked up to Ranma and pulled out the string that was holding his pig-tail, causing his hair to fall about his shoulders.

"HEY..!"Ranma said, unnerved to have his hair out of his usual pig-tail.

"Relax, it not like your hair is going to fall out." Akane said with a half annoyed expersion. Then turned to Kagome." Better?"

"Much. Hey Inu Yasha, he does look like you." Kagome said looking over the resemblence. Sango and Ukyo walked up to them. Looked at Ranma then to, the now approching, Inu Yasha.

" Yeah, kinda" Sango said. Looking back at Kagome and the girl with blue short hair, Sango noticed someting." Hey Kagome, she kinda looks like you." Sango said pointing to the blue haired girl.

Kagome looked at the girl. " Yeah kinda, huh. And she kinda reminds me of you Sango." Kagome said pointing to the girl with the large spartuala.

" Why because we both have unusually large weapons." Ukyo said half laughing. Kagome nodded, and the four girls laughed.

" Oh, I'm Akane, by the way, and this is Ukyo." Akane said Pointing to her Spatuala happy friend.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Kagome, and this is Sango." Kagome said pointing to the girl next to her, she then continued pointing to various people." This Guy behing me is Inu Yasha." Kagome said, as Akane came up to him looking like she wanted to rub his ears." And YES he does have dog ears. " Kagome then pointed to Kouga," And that guy who looks similar to that boy with the bandana is Kouga." Kagome continued to point to people and introduce them, as well did Akane after she was done.

Akane finished up by pointing to Ranma, who was in the meantime finishing braiding his hair. " Oh and this his Ranma, for future notice, he turns into a girl when splashed with cold water." Inu Yasha began laughing.

" HEY! AKANE!" Ranma yelled." Why the hell did you tell her that."

Before Akane said anything else, Kagome cut in. " Really! Well.. Inu Yasha Turns into a full human, with black hair, once a month." Kagome said.

" Ka - KAGOME! You idoit." Inu Yasha said, who had stopped laughing at Ranma for his curse. " why the hell did you tell her."

Ranma who was sore from being laughed at smirked, seeing something he could use." So.. you have a time of the month." Ranma snickered.

" Well at least I don't turn into a 'girl'." Inu Yasha said in his defence.

"Dog-boy!"

"Cross-dresser!"

The girls just ignored them.

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Goddess of Yin and Yan (GYY): So how did you like it?! Funny?!Scary?! Psychotically RANDOM?!!! WAHAHAHA!!!

Neko no Baka (NB): ^_^ By the way. we wrote this while on pixi sticks and RAW COCONUTS! ANd Yes I mean RAW! MILK and ALL! WAHAHA!! By the way did you reconize us in this fic. *BEAMS* I was the one with the cat ears.

GYY: And I was the one with the FIRE! WAHAHAH!

NB: Of course you were phyro. *turns baka to readers* Did you reconize the other random anime character?!

GYY: 'The PEACE AND LOVE'Guy and deformed black cat were from Trigun. The guy being Vash Stampido. Good series by the way.

NB: Yes it is. Other girls in the Hentia sailor suits were Sailor Moon and co (nothing against them by the way. We DO like th Sailor Moon series, but seeing as this is just pure humor and were not quite right in our minds, >:P we descided to use them ^_^)

Random bunny sticks it's head out from a rainbow portal and says: That's ALL FOLKS!

NB: AAAAHHHHH!! WHERE did YOU come from. *starts chsing the bunny around*

GYY: (suddenly nice) Wait, don't hurt the bunny... WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!!

Random Chibi holds up sign: END!

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