Ku Ku Ku...
Note from Authors' to owners of animes don't sue us. We don't have money.
^_^ This is, obviously, a ranma1/2/INU YASHA crossover fic. ^_^ Be warned Various other anime character from other
animes may pop up, and phrases will be said. Enjoy! ^_^
Ch. 4...
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NB: OK hi people..sorry it took us soooooooooooooooo long but GYY got stuck in this HUGE web in the BIG evil pit and I had to send in my cats to save her.
GYY: Hey! What the HELL are you talking about??! YOU were the one who was so into her CATS that you thought you were a REAL cat for a whole month!! I never thought anyone could be so lazy!
NB: WHAT! Well that's after I needed a break after you torched the computer stand in my room. PYRO! Besides you were being just as lazy with ..... with.. YOUR FROGS! Evil frogs that is.
GYY: I didn't torch it!*pause*...it was my fire-breathing frogs who torched it. You know how hard they are to control.
NB: *_* Yeah... right! I bet you made them do it! But I accept your LIES for now, because we have a fic to write. Right!
GYY: RIGHT! We NEED to get this done. *revertes into Quatre mode* Sorry about the desk... and to the people for not writing. Even Neko no Baka is.
NB: Yeah.... Well I was busy.. and had a desk to put out. But yeah sorry. Well Here again is our insane rambling that we call a story. ^_^ Enjoy!
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Ch.- THE KU KU KUING Chapter! (authors: wahahah!)
Ok, when we last left our victims *ahem* heros they heard a strange Ku-ing noise. Now they are trying to figure it out. Well.. Inu Yasha and Ranma are.
Ranma paused by one of the doors in the hall. Turning to Inu yasha, " Hey dog-boy, Lets check this room."
Inu yasha," What for cross-dresser."
Ranma a little agitated, "I thought I heard something. It might have been what was ku Ku-ing."
Inu yasha swung open the door to see what awaited them inside. And it was... Cats! The cats were chanting and doing some weird Vodoo ritural, all of them kinda deformed looking.(think of trigun.)
Inu Yasha had a puzzled horrified look on his face, while Ranma all together horrified. "C-Cats!" At this the cats all slowly turn their heads around and look at them satanicly.
"Meow....!" Inu yasha shuts the door. Ranma and him step back as they hear the cats charge towards the door... and then bust through it.
Inu yasha, " Um.. Time to go!" and with that Inu yasha grabs Ranma by his pigtail and started to run down the hall. They ran into the nearest open door they found.(NB: Ow!)(GYY: I MEAN THE WENT IN! The ROOM THAT IS!)) They rushed in and lock the door behind them. When they thought they were safe....
"moew......" They turn to look behind them to find more of the cats.
"NOOO!!!!"they run out of the room and start running away as fast as their little legs would take 'em.(Author's notes:GYY:ok u can probally understand Ranma being afraid of the cats, but why is Inu Yasha. Well he just thinks it is very disturbing to see cats running around in masks and praying to unknown gods. )(NB : Or Something, hell it's just disturbing ok!)
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Meanwhile, Ryoga and Kouga found that they too were lost in the vast expanse of the the ever changing mansion. When they had finally stopped running they found themselves in a very interesting room.
"Where the hell are we!" Kouga asked. (NB: Wait...isn't that Ryoga line?!)
"Don't ask me...." Ryoga replied looking around in the room they had run into.
It was a big black plain UGLY room with puke pink curtains covering the windows and furniture. And to make it worse there was a evil Barney plushy in one of the chairs. Suddenly the the evil purple toy started to glow. (NB: Ooooooo!)
Ryoga, "HUH!?"
Kouga," What the Hell?!"
The Barney toy was now floating and it's eyes were glowing red. "WAAHHAH! I am one of the evil ghosts who haunts this place. And through the most feared creature on this earth. Fear me!!!!"
"pAh! Fear what? A STUPID looking purple pile of crap!", Kouga said with a smug grin and just ran up and kicked the stuffing out of it. The ghost just stood there now.
Ghost, "Ok, new plan. Turn around."
"what...Why?" the two surprised boys said.
"Just turn around!" the ghost yelled.
"uh.....ok" so Ryoga and Kouga turned around.
"Wahahahah!! Now feel my wrath! I am invisible the human eye!"
Kouga, with a wierd expression on his face," Well, I'm not human but I dont think I need to be yokai to see your behind that puke pink curtain." He points to the cutain where the ghosts feet are sticking out.
"What!? H-how can u see me!?" He looks down and sees his feet."Well I guess I'll just have to attack you then. Dusty puke pink sheets attack!" He waved a dusty sheet at them.
Ryoga,*cough cough* "Ack! stop bringing up all this dust in here! I can't breathe!" At that Ryoga flung some of his bandanas at the ghost. The ghost got tied up and ended up covered in dust and unable to move.
"A...A...A-CHOO!" The ghost sneezed. " Whad you do dad for!" Ryoga and Kouga just left the room.
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Somewhere else:
" Where is everyone?!" Said a angry Sango. Her and Miroku had been walking through the house for half an hour now.
Miroku, " I don't know, but I'm starting to worry." Just then Miroku tripped over something fury, and fell right into Sango.
Sango yelled, "GET OFF!" and pushed the hoshi to the wall.
Miroku, " I swear, Sango, it was an accident. I tripped on something." They both looked over to wear he had tripped to see... a dazed looking Shippou.
Shippou, " s-sugar...." *Twitch twitch.*
Miroku, " I think he's going through withdrawl."
Sango picked up the once deranged Shippou, and went to put him into a bag she had..(NB: Since now!) and found Kirara inside. " Meow?"
Sango, " Hey Kirara, I didn't know you were hear. You can help us find the others." And with that, they walked on.
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Elsewhere:
"Sango...! Miroku-sama?! Inu yasha...?" Kagome called out. " I wonder where everyone is?" She questioned kinda nerviously. She had heard an eerily familiar sound early, and was eager to be with the others.
"I wish I knew.", Akane said. This house was already creepy looking, and now they heard some creepy ku-ing noise. " What was that sound anyways?"
Kagome looked like she was thinking and was about to reply when...
"KU KU KUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!"
Both girls, "WHAT!" They turned to she some random guy in a baboon pelt come out of the shadows.
Random baboon pelt guy,"It is I, Naraku! Ku KU KU!"
"How the hell-uh heck-did you get here?!" Kagome said as she corrected herself.
Akane just stared oddly at Naraku and asked,"Who's the baboon guy?"
Kagome, " Uh... this main enemy guy back on the other side oh the well in the past."
Akane looked at her like she was nuts. Then consider everything she had seen and then shrugged. "Uh... OK!"
"Ku ku KU! I followed you..." Naraku.
Kagome, "YEAH, BUT HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH THE WELL?!"
"It was the writers." Naraku.
" WHAT! Why would they do that?" Kagome confused.
Naraku, with a British accent," They needed a plot dear. KUKUKU!" Now back to normal. " I will attack you for..um... oh yeah the shards."
Akane,"Shards?! This is getting stranger my the second!"
Kagome replied,"uh...I'll explain later. Help me get this tape around him." (NB: Yea, she had a big roll of duck tape in her backpack!)(GYY: Yea, you know the bottomless one.)
"Huh?" Naraku.(NB:intelligent, ain't he?)(GYY:Ain't ain't a word!)(NB:Oh shut up, you just used it.)
The two girls started walking up to him carefully while he blankly stared at the foreign object in their hands. They each had a roll of tape in their hands, and the ran it around him the like kids would run those ribbons around a pole.*(NB: Or streams or something) Anywyas The tried him up in a WHOLE LOT of duct tape and ran out of the room.
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Else where:
Ranma was out of breath, "Hu.. we finally got lost those satan cats."
"Yeah." Inu yasha and Ranma entered a open room. Inu yasha spotted a very familiar figure in the room." GAH! YOU!" He said in a deadly irrated tone.
" KU ku ku! Yes it is I, NARAKU! KU ku ke-*ahem* KU! I Have manage to.. semi free my self from this... sticky thing." Ranma and Inu yasha notice the duct tape still semi rapped around him. " Ahem, as soon as I fully free my self, YOu SHALL FEEL MY WRATH! FEAR IT!"
Ranma and Inu yasha glace at eachother with not amuse looks on their faces.
Inu yasha "Yeah." Inu yasha walked up to him and sliced him in half with very little effert.
"KU KU KU! I not down!"Naraku.
Ranma, " What he just cut you in half. I think your down."
"Tis a flesh wound." He said yet again in a british accent.(GYY: Yeah... What is with the British accent. What is this Monty Python?)(NB: HEY, I like the random British accent! IT STAYS!)Back to the story.
Inu yasha then proceded to decapate him, and slice him into small peices. They were about to leave when...
"KU KU KU! I'm still here, FIGHT ME!"
Inu yasha with a blank lok on his face," UM...your a bunch of peices.."
"I'm STILL KU-ing! KU KU KU...!"
Inu yasha walked over to the piles of remains and cut him into EVEN smaller peices. Then paused and continued to cut him into even smaller peices.
Ranma and Inu yasha started to walk off again when, " KU KU KU come back I'm not dead yet."
Ranma turned to Inu yasha as they walked off. " Does that guy EVER DIE!"
Inu yasha, " Dunno, the manga ins't done yet."
Naraku could be heard in the distance. "Wait come back! I'm still KU ku-ing! Cowards!"
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Sango and Miroku, with a now sleeping Shippou, were walking down the hall when the spotted something ahead. The older boy with a wooden sword, from earlier, and the spatula girl, known as Ukyou, were running down the hall. And were being chased by what loOoked(NB: yeah I like how LoOoked looked, so it's staying. GYY: Yeah I told to.)to be savage tribal cats. Kuno and Ukyou passed them by. They ganced at each other, glaced at the cats then made a mad dash down the hall the way the others went.
The group running as fast as they could down the hall spotted Kouga and Ryouga ahead.
Ryouga, " What the hell." he calmly asked.
As they ran towards them Miroku, answered him. " GANG WAY IDIOTS! CAZED KITTIES ARE COMING!"
In union, Ryouga and Kouga said, "huh?"
"ARG!" Ukyou, " DON'T JUST STAND THERE!" They then rammed into them. And Ukyou dragged both of them along. Ryouga by the arm, and Kouga by the tail with a confused look on his face. (GYY: Or IS it a tail?)
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Else where:
Kagome and Akane enter a larger opening from the hall, to see familar faces.
Akane, "Ranma! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!" Kagome just waved them over.
Ranma annoyed, "Hey, we got lost. And had to deal with some deranged kitties."
"But I thought you hated cats? What were you doing with them?" Akane asked.
Ranma,"Running of course! What else?"
Kagome,"Well at least we found some other people in here."
"Speaking of the deranged...," Inu yasha saw the *ahem* 'other group' *ahem* enter the room screaming and plow into them.
Everyone,"OW!"
"What were you running from?" asked Ranma.
"THERE ART SAVAGE KITTIES ABOUT! A GROUP CHASING US!" Kuno said in his uh...own way.
Just then the savage tribal kitties enter the room. Kagome instinctivly whips out some pixi sticks."Here!" She then throws them out the window. The cats follow.
Inu yasha restrained Shippou, by the tail, so he wouldn't go out the window as well.
"Wow, how did you know how to do that?" Akane asked Kagome.
Kagome replied,"Well my cat, Buyo, gets that way sometimes. When all else fails give em pixi sticks."
Ranma makes a mental note of this.
"Ku ku ku!"
The group groans and turns toward the source.
"Hi! I'm back! *ahem* I mean...Ku ku ku! I Naraku have returned. I used the girls tape from the previous use to put myself back together...kinda"
The 'group' stair at the deformed looking Naraku. He was kinda bloody looking with random peices of him dangeling from duck tape. It was then Inu yasha got a really really Really LONG stick and poke him with it... causing him to fall apart. But the pile of remains Stubbornly Ku-ed back.
" KU KU KU! What did you do that for. It took me forever to get myself put back together. KU kU ku..." Naraku said as he continue to KU. At that point Ukyou snapped.
"AHH! THat's IT! I can't stand the KU KU-ing!" And with that scooped him up with her spatula and flung his Ku ku-ing remains out the window.
Group, "YEAH!" in a monotone voice.
" OH no! MY spatuala, it's been contaminated!" Ukyou. "Guess I'll have to burn it. " She stared at it and it spontainiously(?) combusted!
Ranma, " How did you do that? *pause* and wasn't that your only HUGE spatula?"
Ukyou blink, then smiles. " OH, I'm psychic, And.." Whips out new huge spatula." I have a spare."
Ranma, " Oh..ok."
Kouga sighed," What else could happen."
Just then, in a poof of smoke, Sesshoumaru appeared. Inu yasha inwardly growned and glared at Kouga. "Next time keep your mouth shut."
" It is I, SESSHOU-" He was cut off by Kagome.
" GAH! JUST SHUT UP! Why do all the villians say that! 'It is I' IT's so annoying!" Kagome ranted.
Just then Asuza , aka little girl who named P-chan Charolet, popped up. " AW.. It's my .. *pause to think up name for sess.* Fluffy!"
The now named Fluffy, "WHAT!"
Inu yasha snickering, "What..!" Then busted up laughing, finding this all too amusing.
Kagome, "Who is that?" she asked Ranma as the girl glomped 'Fluffy" and dragged him away with him unable to do anything about it. (Authors: For the sake of the fic..well he deserves it. WHAHAH and were mean!)
Ranma, " That's just Asuza, some crazy girl.. just let her drag him off."
Inu yasha smiling, " No.. problem there." Snickers again. "heh. Fluffy."
Akane, "OK! Now to earn our money by excerising some ghost." Just then the missing Happy , Happosei, appears out of nowhere throwing random bombs.
Happy,"WAHAHAHHA!"
The house gets blown up. And everyone flies up in Ranma style poses, then crash down to the earth in random body shape holes. (GYY: Yeah later people wondered how they got there. Was it by aliens they would wonder?) (NB: GYY! Get back to the story!)
After getting out of their random body imprints they turned around to see the remains of the house burning.
Sango, "Well there goes are pay."
Suddenly the old man appears dragging a double kegger behind him. (NB: How we don't know.) " Hey I see you took care of the problem. HEh heh heh."
(GYY: Why he laughing? NB: Because Jerry, the cat, was sniffing coke, the drink that is... GYY: Sure..... what are you on? NB: uh... BACK to the story. GYY: HEY WHAT ARE YOU ON?! TELL ME RIGHT NOW! I want some. NB: By the way people it's sugar were on.)
Ranma to Akane" uh.. think he's mad?"
Akane, " Um.. maybe in the crazy way."
Miroku,approaching the old man. " So... do we get our money."
Old man," Hmm... what money? Oh I'm not really gonna pay you."
Miroku looking threatening, "What..!"
Old man,"It wasn't my house to begin with. I was just having a kegger with my friends. Oh you might have might have met one of them. He has an obsession with Dusty pink sheets when he's drunk."
Ryouga and Kouga shudder.
You could tell Miroku wasn't happy, especially after the old man went of flying in a ranma pose." Now what?" said a gruppy Miroku.
Myouga pops up on Inu yasha shoulder. " Well it ends! "
Inu yasha,"Where did you come from?"
"I was here the whole time." Myouga.
"Most likely hiding." Inu yasha muttered.
" Anyways." Myouga said getting back to the point." We should all return home and forget this ever happened."
Group, "HOW!"
The group however, seeing as Myouga was old and therefor wise, listened to him. The groups parted and went back to their respected anime universes.
~FIN!~
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Authors Notes:(Random character join in on this.)
NB: "And that My friends is the end of our insane ramblings. Hope you enjoyed it."
GYY: "Yes. And be sure to come back and read it over again, just as we have many times."
The anime cast pops up.
Ukyou, " You know I didn't say much... or really do anything."
Kuno," Well at least you did more than me. You definately had more lines. I, Tatiwaki Kuno should -" *WHAM* Kagome knocked out Kuno with Akane's Mallet.
Kagome, "Agh! That is so annoying when they say that. ' I, Bah bah BAH!' Geeze!" Glares at authors. Authors look back innocently.
NB: "Well, they wouldn't be in character if they didn't. "
The now named Fluffy appear with a dog callor and leash on. " And why do I have to be called Fluffy?"
GYY: "It's your web name. And we don't like you."
NB: " More like, we like to poke fun at you."
Asuza pops up and drags Fluffy away.
GYY: "You know NB, we almost cover everything..."
NB: "Yeah accept one thing." Turns to Akane." Oh yeah Akane. Ryouga really P-chan!"
Akane, " WHAT!"
Ryouga looking nervous. " Wait I can explain!" Akane just mallets him one and calls it even.
NB:(wrapping it up)"Well That's about it. Thank you to the people who actually read this."
A cross, deranged pikachu pops up."Pika Pika! >:(" translaton:"Why wasn't I in this?!"
Authors see this yellow thing that comes from nowhere and scream in terror."Run Away! Run Away!" Everyone runs off screen with charged Pikachu follwing them.
Panda walks in with sign. END!