The Entering of the Fun House...Wahahahahah!!!
Note from Authors' to owners of animes don't sue us. We don't have money.
^_^ This is, obviously, a ranma1/2/INU YASHA crossover fic. ^_^ Be warned Various other anime character from other
animes may pop up, and phases will be said. Enjoy! ^_^
Ch. 3...
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Ok, the two group were getting *ahem* 'aquainted', when a old man came out of the "huge" old creepy house, this got the attention of the groups.Mainly because he was wearing a red *ahem* rubber band like SPEEDO! ( Both authors, hell everyone: EWWWW!!!!!)
Kuno," Hmm.. I have a similar bathing suit." Inu yasha looked at him in disgust. Ranma held his head, trying not to remember the 'swimming pool incident'.
" Aw.. someone has finally answered my ad." said the knee lenth white bearded old man with 80's styled sunglasses. (NB:why is it 'always' knee lenth!")
Everyone looks at him. Kagome asks, " AD?! I thought you sent it to my temple specifically?"
The old man replied,"OH no no. I sent out eight different flyers to many temples and dojo's and your the first to reply.. well except for this one other...." just then a frustrated looking blue-haired(similar hairdo to Miroku) monk came running out. (NB: COULD that sentence BE any longer or complicated. GYY: what.. what's the problem with long sentences?)
"I can't stand it anymore, no da. Good luck to you, no da, those things in there are tesity sons of biches, NO DA!" Then he runs off and is never heard from again.
"um...ok." Inu yasha intelligently replied.
Kagome, "...yeah..."
"Well, it looks like you guys are hired! Have fun." the old man said while taking a big gulp of his beer that was suddenly thrown in the story. Then he ran off away from the house.
Akane said,"Well it looks like we're on our own now. Lets go into the house."
"Yeah, lets go." replied Sango,eager to kill something as Miroku was getting to close for comfort.
"Good idea,"said Miroku, inching closer to Sango. Just as he was about to brush her...*WHAM!*..."What did I do wrong!?" he said while rubbing his head.
Sango just looked at him and gave him a cold look.
Meanwhile Kagome was searching for a flashlight they might need in the house. However instead of finding a flashlight, she found a pack of pixi sticks. "What's that?" Shippo asked innocently.
Kagome, "These are pixi sticks."
"Oh! Can I try some!" Shippo asked excitedly.
"Um...I don't think you need them."Kagome said.
"Please! Please.. PLEASE!" Shippo whinned in a cute voice, that was a liitle to loud and annoying for Inu Yasha.
" UGH! JUST GIVE HIM THE PIXI...thingys!" Inu yasha ordered.
"ok... But remember, your the one who gave them to him." Kagome said reluctently handing the 12 pack of pixi sticks to Shippo. Shippo quickly downed them with ease. * (I_I)` *
" Oh Sh..CRAP!" Kagome said as she ducked behind Inu Yasha.
A surpised Inu yasha asked," Kagome... What are you doing?!" Then he noticed shippo was laughing oddly." ...?"
Kagome just mutters," Remember this is YOUR doing!"
Ranma walks up," Hey what's with the kid?" Ranma asked noticing the hysterical laughter.
Kagome,"Inu yasha gave Shippo PIXI STICKS!"
"Huh, pixi.sticks..OH SH*T!" Ranma shouted, joining Kagome behind Inu yasha.
" AND what id wrong with THAT!" Inu yasha demanded.
"Well it's like giving a shard to shippo, but this is kinda worse. He'll be really hyper and bouncy." Kagome said.
Inu yasha took this in and added how annoying he already was, then relpied." Oh crap.. how long will this last."
"Um...Maybe a couple of hours at the most, but...ah...shippo's not exactly the average person." Kagome said.Just then shippo let out a demented laugh, and turns to face the group with swirly eyes and small pupils.
Group: "ERP!" as the they all did ranma poses.
"What's wrong with shippo?" Akane asked as she walked up,"He looks a bit pale...and demented, no offense or anything."
Ranma said,"The kids on pixi crack!"
"WHAT!?"Akane replied as she ducked when shippo's baloon form flew above her.
Shippp: "WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"What should we do!?"Ryoga questioned.
"RUN INSIDE THE HOUSE!" Inu yasha yelled. With that everyone ran towards the creepy house, except Miroku and Sango who were off to the side, with a Balloon Shippo following right behind.
*Authors' notes:(Descriptive scene: ..in sssllloowwww ....motion!)* Front veiw of the group running towards the house, with Inu yasha in the lead." WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAahhh(Note: we LIKE slow motion scenes ^_^ cause their silly! Ok back to 'normal speed'.) AHHH!" Group 'smashes' through front door, leaving a interesting hole.
Sango pauses from beating on Miroku to see that the group has gone inside." Hey! They left with out us."
Miroku, getting some much needed distance between him and Sango's 'WRATH', asks," Shall we follow?"
Sango shruggs," I guess, BUT no more funny business!"
"What do you mean?" Miroku asked with an innocent look on his face.
Sango just growled a warning and stalked into the house, with Miroku a 'safe' distance behind.
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Inside the house: (Ooooooooo!!!)
Ranma turns around to see they have lost the sugar crack HIGH Shippo and says," Whew! We lost him..and everyone else!"
" Great, I'm stuck with the cross-dresser, and lost in this house." Inu yasha said annoyed.
" Shut up DOG-Boy!" Ranma yelled.
" well at least I don't turn into a gir.." Inu yasha pause as he hears a eeriely familiar noise.
" Now what's wrong!" Ranma says still a bit crossed, noticing Inu yasha is gone quiet.
"Listen..." Inu yasha whispers.
Noise: " Ku..Ku. KU!"
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AUTHORS' NOTES:
NB: ^_^ So what do you think? Mad we left you here? ^_^ We promise the next chapter will be hysterical, and out a lot sooner. We've entitled it the KU KU KU-ing! CHAPTER! WAHAHAHA!!
GYY: Ku Ku Ku!!! Ku Ku Ku!!!
NB: Calm yourself, we have to save our insane energies for the next chapter!
Gyy: oh yes...hehe..the next chapter.*smiling evilly*
Naraku chibi: End!