I used to think my sex fantasies were really twisted, until I discovered the internet. Name a subject, any subject, and I can guarantee you that somebody, somewhere has a fetish site devoted to it. As depraved as I am, there are sites out there that make my inner world look as wholesome as Bedknobs & Broomsticks.

Sometimes I'll start off exploring a freaky fetish site purely as a goof, because I think it's "funny". But then, as I continue to investigate the fetish, I'll realize that some strange little part of my brain is actually getting turned on, and before I know it I have a brand-new, full-fledged fetish. I really surprise myself sometimes!

Everytime I think I've figured out exactly how perverted I really am, some new site comes along to show me that I'm more twisted than I ever imagined.