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MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE A is for ass. B is for balls. C is for cunt.
D is for delectable. E is for ejaculate. F is for fucking, for forever
and always. G is for gender. H is for hole. I is for insertion. J is for
jezebel. K is for kinky. L is for lick, and luscious, and love. M is for
masochism. N is for naked. O is for obscenity. P is for passion. Q is for
queer. R is for roses. S is for secrets. T is for tits. U is for unmentionables.
V is for velvet. W is for wet. X is for X-rated. Y is for yummy, and you-know-what.
Z is for zipper, with which I close.
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 GO AHEAD, PICK MY BRAINS My long, long
list of the things every beginning transvestite should know, including
tips on clothes, makeup, and oh, so much more! By the time I'm through,
you'll be such a girl you'll start getting PMS.
THE
"JERID" CHRONICLES
RAEL
The lyrics to
a rock n' roll classic about Ursula written by Oceanside's greatest living
tunesmith, Revernd Tom.
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