| Never Say |
| The following are things that you will most likely never hear our DBZ friends say. The idea for this section came from ToT's. I liked the whole concept and figured I'd start a list of my own. Besides, this is a good way to get web surfers to participate. If you have any funny sayings for any DBZ characters, e-mail me and I'll post them. Please try to keep it tasteful. My parents like to look at this site and I'd prefer not to get smacked. Thanks :) |
| Submitted by me! Lauryn! Goku- Where there's a will, there're greedy family members waiting for you to die. Piccolo- Uh...isn't it supposed to be, where there's a will, there's a way? Goku- Not in the real world! *Glares at Gohan* Goku- Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get... OOOO!! Caramel! *gasp* IS THAT DOUBLE CHOCOLATE?! IT IS!! Gohan- Mama said knock you out. Cell- *gulp* Vegeta- Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Goku- *Horrified expression* Goku- *points to Goten* It's mini me! Vegeta- I finally beat you Kakarotto! Goku- Aw man...I think you cheated! I want a re-match! Vegeta- Oh very well. You don't have to whine about it... Goku- Good, and this time, I want to be Mario. You can be the mushroom guy. Vegeta- NO WAY! Goku- Fine. You can be the princess. Vegeta- That's more like it! Goku- Ok, press the start button! Goku- Why's everyone always picking on me? Mirai Trunks- Father! You're impossible! Vegeta- No I'm not. I'm very easy to get along with...once you learn to worship me. Mirai Trunks- Goku? Why are you smiling? I just told you that the Earth will be attacked by evil androids in three years! Goku- I'm smiling because I have no idea what's going on. Mirai Trunks- *slaps his forehead* Vegeta- Kakarotto! Everyone's entitled to stupidity, but you're abusing the privilege! |
| Submitted by Lisa Goku- So Vegeta, I was wondering...I really don't like fighting anymore...it's getting really boring because I always lose. What do you think? Vegeta- Yeah Kakarot. I totally agree with you. Fighting is boring. Especially since I always beat you. So lets do something more entertaining...Maybe we can play...Golf! Goku- Yeah! That's a great idea! Sure beats fighting! |
| Submitted by Sugar588 Vegeta- I like bunny rabbits, kittens, and cute little puppies. Goku- *BUUUURRRPPP* I'm full! Bulma- OH VEGETA! YOU'RE SO SEXY! Hercule- To tell you the truth, I didn't beat Cell. It was a little kid...OH I FEEL SO ASHAMED! Krillin- (to 18) Hey there sexy. Master Roshi- Here Oolong, you can have my porno magazines. Oolong- No thanks. Vegeta- (stupidly) Kakkarot is my best friend :P Vegeta- Bulma is the hottest woman alive...AND SHE'S ALL MINE!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! |
| Submitted by K.R Brolli- So if E=MC2, then the square root of pi must be...are you getting this class? Goku- Hey, Vegeta, do you ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there? Vegeta- I don't wonder, Kakkarot, I know... Turles- I feel pretty today. So, so pretty... Nappa- C'mon Vegeta, can we puh-leeze go to Disney World? Raditz- YEAH! I won first place in the Hedgehog Hair Contest! (No, wait, maybe he would...) Piccolo- Lemme see...What's on my To Do list?...Pick up groceries, meditate in serenity of nature, plant rosemary and thyme in the garden, kill Gohan... |