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| Submitted by Sugar 588 Video Game - You lose. Yamcha gets Bulma. Vegeta - DAMMIT! Videl - I think I'll mind by own business today. Goku - I like Bulma. *reow, purrrr* ChiChi - I want a new name... particularly one that's not named after the anatomy of a woman. Gohan - Mind your own damn business, Videl! Vegeta - I like ChiChi. *purrrrrrrrrr* Hercule - *points to Gohan* This guy is stronger than me. Krillin - That is not "mondo cool". Krillin - I'm DEFINITLY NOT attracted to robots! Piccolo - I don't think green is my color... Cell - (in hell) Hey Freeza? Can I tell you a secret? Freeza - Yeah. What is it? Cell - *horrified* I see dead people... Freeza - *falls over anime style* #18 - *seductively* Hi Trunks. *blows him a kiss* |
| Submitted by Misty and Sara Vegeta: *walking around in confusion* Where are all the darned mirrors in this house??? *hears psychotic laughter coming from Trunks' room* Looks like I just found them... Trunks: Father, you just can't beat me! Vegeta: I'LL NEVER GIVE UP!!! Nintendo: You lose. Trunks wins. *later* 1 1/2 year old Bra: *clicking various buttons* Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....NOT AGAIN!!!! Trunks: And you wonder why he doesn't like video games?? Goku: It's ok kid.... *ruffles Trunks' hair* Trunks: AHH!! MY HAIR!!!!!!! YOU'VE RUINED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Krillin: *looks at tv* Announcer: Do you need Rogaine?? It can really help you... Krillin: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! Marron: No, I don't know how I suddenly grew a nose, so stop asking!! Gohan: No mother, I will not study! If you remember, I'm a Super Saiyajin, so I'll just whoop you! ChiChi: *horrified gasp* Piccolo: I'm all alone... It's not easy being the Jolly Green Giant... Piccolo: *singing* I'm all aloooooooooooooone....there's no one heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee beside meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Vegeta: *about Goku* I know! I'll turn him into a flea! Then, I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in another box and mail it to myself! And when I get it... *evil laughter* HAHAHAHA....I'll smash it with a hammer!!!! Freeza: Zarbon, will you marry me??? Zarbon: *horrified expression* Vegeta: *singing* Jingle Bells, Goku smells, Gohan laid an egg! The Saiyajin race left without a trace, and I destroyed them all! Trunks: *sweatdrops* Krillin: *singing* I'm a slaaaaaaaaaave....for you! I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it....I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaave...for you.... 18: *horrified look* Tv announcer: Do you need higher heels?? Well then, we at URShort can help you out! Krillin: WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE????? |