| Guys, Translated! "I'M GOING FISHING." "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in absolute safety." "IT'S A GUY THING." "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," or "YES, DEAR." This means absolutely nothing. It is a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN." "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY; YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." "I can't hear the game over the vaccuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." "I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOU, SO I GOT YOU THESE ROSES." "The girl selling othem on the corner was a real babe." "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "I've actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." "And I sure hope I think of them pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIND IT." "It didn't fall into my outstretched hand, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" "What did you catch me doing?" "I HEARD YOU." "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize that it could be worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving!" "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." "No one will ever see us alive again." |
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