| 25 Things I'd Rather Be Doing by Bel, Sooz and Kilo 1. Eating something that my Mum/The school Refectory didn't make. 2. Pushing my brother in the pool with his clotches on. 3. Turning the hot tap on while my brother is in the shower. 4. Watching Seinfeld. 5. Watching Kilo do her homework. 6. Telling Duffy what Kilo really thinks of him. 7. Telling my Mum that my Dad has a girlfriend. 8. Shaving my brother's eyebrows off while he's sleeping. 9. Hiding nuts in some food and making Alexis eat it (cuz she's allergic to nuts). 10. Hiding meat in something and making Kilo eat it (cuz she's a vegetarian). 11. Hiding in a clothes rack and whispering "Buy Me..." whenever anyone walks past. 12. Shopping for a first hand at a second hand shop. 13. Stroking Kilo 14. Walking up to little kids and saying "I am you, in 10 years time." 15. Hiding all the blackboard dusters at school. 16. Talking in a South Bolivian accent. 17. yelling at the TV. 18. Being magic. 19. finding out someone's secrets. 20. Finding out I was adopted and my parents never had sex. 20. Perving on Duffy or Scott Speedman or Rove or Johnnie from BB 21. Making someone realise how wrong they really are. 22. Giving someone a haircut. 23. Driving a monster truck at a monster truck madness rally. 24. Making Kilo go red 25. Embarassing the shit out of McCannie. (ie. Every time we debate.) |
| 27 Ways to Annoy Kilo (Oh, but there's so many more!!) By Bel 1. Hug her 2. Kiss her 3. Make rude gestures 4. Write that she loves Duffy on the blackboard 5. Stick "Kilo thinks Duffy is hot" stickers on the stapler in his classroom. 6. Quit debating 7. Muck around in debating 8. Ask her why she's wearing her blazer 9. Ask her why she's carrying around her bag 10. Hide her key and make her cut her padlock off 11. Poke her 12. Stroke her 13. Pat her on her head 14. Distract her in class 15. Laugh when she's in a bad mood 16. Say gross and very suggestive things to her 17. Stick things in her locker 18. Make her forget her books 19. Pull down her socks 20. Laugh at her hairy legs 21. Try to make her tell you who she likes 22. When, in return, you tell her who you like, lie. 23. Draw on her face 24. Put leaves in her pockets and hair 25. Wipe gross things on her locker 26. Tell her she looks like her sister 27. Waste paper |
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| People I'd Rather Be Telling What I Really Think Of Them by Bel, Sooz and Kilo 1. Luke Meadows 2. The idiots from Charmed 3. Hermoine Granger 4. The idiots from Everybody loves Raymond 5. Mrs M Davis 6. Mrs E Davis 7. Sharna (from Big Brother) 8. Sara-Marie (from big Brother) 9. Big Brother 10. Mr Duffy 11. Joey from Dawson's Creek 12. The lady who hosts Big Brother 13. DEVILS!!!!! 14. Pink shirt (aka Rose) from All Saints 15. Mitch 'n' Terri (cuz they'e so SCREWY) 16. Mrs Maycock 17. Mr James 18. Jesse Duncan 19. The idiots from Room For Improvement 20. jennifer Lopez 21. That Weakest Link chick 22. The writers of All Saints (cuz theyre not getting Mitch and terri together!) 23. Sebastian Wee 18. Eunice Poo 24. Anyone who supports Port Power 25. Snares |
| Heres your chance to give something back to the fabulous people that brought you Kilo'n'Sooz All Saint's website and to make a name for yourselves! After checking out the hilarious lists on our page why not formulate your own! Just write em down and give them to us at school or e-mail them to either kilo or sooz. Then well put em up on our page. How honoured you will be. |
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| 25 Places I'd Rather Be.......(Whilst in Legal Studies, Chemistry, Physics, Maths, or all of the above.)...By Bel Sooz and Kilo. 1. The Locker Room 2. The Refectory 3. In the sky 4. The pool 5. The sea 6. Lost at sea 7.In my pencil case 8.Up a tree 9. Anywhere with Mr Duffy 10.In Skye's locker 11.squished under a giant apple 12.In a hole in the ground 13.dead, floating face down in a pool 14. In my parents room while they are having sex. 15.On Mr Cambells head. 16.Italy 17.on an aeroplane 18. On safari 19.A treasure Cave 20. On a road Trip 21. Anywhere that Snares isn't 22. In the Cluedo Mansion 23. In a limo 24. Katies underwater Clock Factory 25. The Hawthorn football club change rooms. |
| 6 Reasons Why Kilo Hates Bel By Bel and Kilo 1. She pokes her 2. She strokes her 3.She mucks around in Debating 4.She has too much fun in class an distracts her 5.She has a crush on her 6. She turned her lesbian |
| 6 Reasons Why KiIo Hates Chalky...By Bel 1.She is jealous of him 2.He annoys her 3.He says stupid things 4.He grinds holes in her bottles 5. He pokes her 6.She has a crush on him |
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