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| BIG BROTHER HOUSE!!! We have a virtual Big Brother House going. Here are the 12 contestants: |
| Sooz - Resident lazy bum. Likes to have fun and tease Snara with Kilo. Kilo - Friendly whale. Eats 1800 pounds of krill daily. Likes to do well ...Sooz Katie - Resident 'man'. Often mistaken for a certain "Steve". Jo - Jo's catch phrase is "Ra ra ra". Jo is a dominatrix with a penchant for leather and whips. Also known as Moorezo Gezz - Gezz is the Crazy Irish Kid. She likes to throw sticks and step on people's feet. Chalky - hangs around... constantly... can be viewed annoying 6 people at any one instant. Snares - really really tall. Annoyance personified. Jun - Juniper Berry. Chalky's love interest. Skye - Also known as Skyzo, Skyzoid, Skyzomatic 2000. Dances around to Lady Marmalade. Bel - LINDAWALLIS!!!!!!! Kilo's lesbian love interest. Likes to stroke things, and bake 'hat cake'. Patty H - Sloppo. We needed more than one guy. You're up Hopton!! Penny - Pen's a GUN!!! she guns it. Pene-lope. |
| WEEK 1 Its all volleyball and skinny-dipping with the housemates. Snares grosses everyone out with her new bikini. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Put it away Snares... (Chalky made her put it away, rightfully so). Bel bakes a massive hat cake for dinner. Noone wants to eat it, because it's soggy and festy. So everyone goes hungry. Bel gets offended. Kilo does well... Sooz. Katie and Hoppo discuss the details of being a man. Moorezo tells us a riveting tale about her family's recent trip up the river. She concludes it with a hearty "ra ra ra". Ah Moore. She gets offended, and Kilo and Sooz laugh at her. Kilo is missing her friends of the sea. She releases her krill into the swimming pool. They all die from the chlorine, and Kilo is left with nothing but a truckload of dead krill carcasses. Everyone finds Hoppo exceedingly tedious. NOMINATIONS: Kilo - for filling the pool with krill Bel - for using the weeks rations to make hat cake that noone wants to eat. Now there's no food Hoppo- turns out we dont need more than one guy......sorry sloppo Who leaves? Hoppo with 99.999% of the votes WEEK 2 This week there is conflict in the house. Chalky is caught staring at Junie, and she gets all pissed off. Gezz steps on Junies feet and pisses her off even more, so then Junie goes out to the pool and has a heart to heart with the krill carcasses and Kilo their keeper. Junie and Kilo discover they have much in common. Skye, Bel, Penny, Jo, Sooz and Katie all gang up on Snares in a massive game of "Chase the Snares". It is all fun and games until Snares runs straight into Gezza and almost bowls her over. Poor Gezza is wounded! Her leg has been bruised and battered. It is up to Bel (registered nurse) to nurse her back to health. On the last day, Penny spews at everyone for stealing her gun. But it seems no-one has the gun! It is all mystery and mayhem and a massive search ensues. It turns out that Pen had it all along, she just didnt look properly. NOMINATIONS: Gezz - for stepping on Junie's feet Penny - for losing her gun, and making everyone look for it Snares - for being Snares Who leaves? Penny with 7 out of 11 votes. Farewell Pen, it was fun while it lasted! WEEK 3 The house is in termoil because Big Brother says everyone should go without food for 3 days. After 2 hours, Kilo can't take it and is busted scoffing her face with krill carcasses. Poor Kilo. Gezz and Sooz go slowly insane plotting how they could cook Snares to feed everyone. Chalky keeps moaning about his rumbling stomach making everyone pissed off at him. The overly energetic Katie, Bel Jo and Skye kill their hunger pains by running all over the house looking for stashed food in people's bags. This is fruitless, until finally Katie uncovers a stash of licorice cats in Snares's bag. It is feast time for the house mates as they all crowd into the toilet and share out the cats without Snares finding out!! NOMINATIONS: Snares - for hiding the cats Kilo - for eating all her krill in one go Katie - for raiding Snares's bag and eating her black cats (Snares was cross about this) Who leaves? Katie with 1 vote. No one else had time to vote, they were too busy eating... WEEK 4 This week Snares reveals her love for Bob the Security Guard. It is totally unrequited because Bob thinks Snares is festy, even though Bob is like heaps fat and bald and ugly. Snares chased Bob around the house trying to kiss him. In the end, everyone stands up for Bob by pouncing on Snares and tying her down so Bob can get away. Skyzo has a dilemma this week when her long lost love from Ceduna shows up and wants her to run away with him. Skyzo is flattered! She says she still loves him, and everyone agrees to vote her off so she can run back to Ceduna with the lucky fella. Bye Skyzomatic!! Who leaves? Skyzo with all the votes. Live happily ever after Skye!! |
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