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080501 » big brother
listening to | ash \ free all angels
(for about the 10th time today) *obsessed*
feeling | snuggly
writing this from | my bed
being distracted by | all the uni work i have to
do! eeeek!
8.30pm
another day, another episode of big brother. another day, another
one of the residents starts getting on my nerves
more and more. another day, another one of them
defecates all over the bathroom floor. ok, well
maybe i made that up. as far as i know that has
only happened once. you would think a 34 year old
air hostess would have more class than that
wouldn't you?
yes, that's right folks... i'm hooked! just as my
uncle and aunt told me i would be. they were in
italy when big brother was screening over there.
there was even a 24 hour channel dedicated to it
so that all the voyeurs could get their full fix.
though, if their live streaming internet footage
was anywhere as bad as ours, they needed it on tv
24 hours a day. have you checked out the
australian big brother website? you can't see
shite!
so, anyways... i just wanted to take this
opportunity to vent my spleen in relation to some
of the characters on the show.
first of all i shall discuss andy, as she was the first
housemate evicted. now, unlike most women, i
didn't mind andy. sure she flashed her tits a
lot... but at least she was a bit of a laugh!
plus, there is nothing wrong with a little
s&m on evening television. she was merely
opening the viewers' eyes to something many of
them have probably never experienced. hehe. plus
it was hilarious seeing her complain 'but i just
want to have fun!' when discussing the prospect
of getting into the pants of as many of her
housemates as possible. i must admit her accent
was a tad irritating though.
sara-marie, however, is just
fucking annoying! oh my god! could you get a more
irritating person?! please, tell me i am not as
loud as she is! i think i would surely kill
myself dead if i was anything like her. and put
your fat ugly tits away you scrag! stoppit with
that damned annoying laugh, too! *argh* *die sara
die!* how she was not nominated for eviction
tonight, i do not know! this means i have to put
up with her ugly head for at least the next 2
weeks instead of only 1! *argh*
todd is cute, even is sara
does say he smells. we don't have smellovision,
so i don't care. i love his new haircut. he kinda
reminds me of my friend ben. plus he is a muso,
so he gets bonus points. cool cool.
christina is too naive. i mean,
hello! she has known pete for 2 weeks and has
already developed this emotional dependance on
him! plus she has a big schnoz. *you are the
weakest link, goodbye!*
peter is a user and is trying
to stay on everyone's good side by acting like he
will sleep with them all. he was even all over
jonny the other day which made chrissy look a
smidgen uncomfy. teeheehee.
blair is HOT HOT HOT! yeah
babay! plus he cried on tv. he isn't afraid of
his emotions. *aawwww* *hugs blair* *hands move
lower* *oooh* *that feels nice* *oh yeah* *mmmm*
... oh sorry! where was i? oh, yes...
johnnie is cool but i have a
feeling he is a bit of a backstabber. comes
across as everyones friend and is just overly
nice. should go far.
lisa is boring, but no one
really dislikes her. you won't see too much of
her on the adult's only special. she will
probably do well too.
gemma is gorgeous and it is
already getting on sharna's nerves. her vanity
may start to irritate others too. that, and all
the men will get incredibly frustrated by the
fact that she refuses to take her underwear off
in the shower. hehe
gordon is very intelligent, but
also very arrogant. plus his hair really sux.
does he really think it looks good? oh, and he
will have sex with jonny before the show ends. he
said he is bi, but only finds one guy in 10,000
attractive... i think jonny looks like being one
in 10,000.
ben is the all-round nice
guy. should do really well on the show.
sharna is too old and too loud.
man, this woman cannot hold her drink! once she
gets pissed she starts acting like a 15 year old.
*argh* go away!
overall, everyone is still being too nice to each
other. there have been a few quibbles, but no
where near enough to appease me. i want fist
fights! i want hair pulling and eye gouging! and
this should all be done while everyone is naked
and having sex! woohoo! what a show that would
make. haha. sounds like something andy would do
at home.
oh, and just remember these words of wisdom from
gordon: it's a threesome if there are 2 other people
with you and you cum. yes flash, if you say so.
days since my last cigarette: 16
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