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not paying attention to | learning
about the rayleigh quotient in
"computational linear algebra and
optimisation"
2.30pm
i
finally got frontpage working last night. no
longer will i have to rely on the ever super vic
to put my entries up. being the clever little
chooken i am, i figured out a way to use it
without going through my shitehouse new uni
firewall. the only problem is that when i copy
the html into the biatch that is geocities, i
lose code. thus, much cutting and pasting ensues.
i hate html! there are almost as many symbols and
dohickeys as there are in a pure maths subject!!
*headache*
THINGS
TO [R]ETALIATE AGAINST
#1 microsoft frontpage
#2 bill gates
#3 geocities
#4 html
#5 the firewall my uni isp has
installed
#6 temptation island
#7 people in my topology class
who actually understand it
#8 lecturers who expect you to
remember things from 1st year
#9 lecturers who give you 5%
assignments that take about 30 pages work
#10 people who diss jeff buckley
#11 soggy sao (aka limp bizdick)
#12 dodgy cover bands
#13 bogans in moshpits
#14 lo-tel. they are bad. even
worse now that i find out they are playing the
uni this week instead of motorace.
#15 ella from killing heidi
#16 libby kennedy on neighbours
#17 ball point pens
#18 whiteboard markers
#19 squeeking chalk on a chalk
board
#20 tea drinkers
#21 whoever's decision it was to
get rid of the coffee cart in the engineering
courtyard at uni
#22 the greek letter, xi
#23 giving everything, and
getting nothing, or very little, in return
#24 people who refuse to believe
i am satan. i am evil, i tell you!
#25 dr pepper
#26 pepsi max
#27 rum
#28 rove mcmanus for being a
dumbarse
#29 mir space shuttle for not
landing on the taco bell float
#30 people who don't think
labcoats are sexy
nick
and i had a conversation about lab coats this
morning. i think lab coats are sexy, nick does
not. i own one. i often like to parade around in
it at uni with a black turtleneck sweater and
black skirt underneath. so intellectual. i can't
believe that a person can honestly say that a
labcoat is not a turn on. doctors wear lab coats,
and they are apparently sexy.
safety glasses and pocket protectors, however,
are not sexy. i think it is the fact
that items such as these are often associated
with the seductive lab coat that detracts from
the lab coat's allure.
my advice to budding young scientists is to have
your safety glasses custom made. tortoise shell
frames are particularly attractive. this will
most certainly increase your capacity to look
like a prospective nobel prize winner, and 'good
sort' to boot.
things
that are odd #592: maths lectures
describing a trick called deflation that we
learnt today as being 'cute'
listening to | the mark of cain \
[r]etaliate
feeling | self destructive
10.20pm
i watched all of about half an hour of the
oscars. i got to see angelina jolie present, i
figured it was all downhill from there.
wtf is up with russel crowe's hair? he looks like
a decidedly dodgy james dean try hard. not a good
move, rusty.
my mum just came in and said she doesn't think
steve martin will host the oscars again. he is
being too offensive, and ridiculing too many
people, apparently. i say good on him. people who
are paid as much as they are to churn out
mindless drivel - which the majority of it is -
deserve to be brought down to earth every now and
then. maybe they will actually have a reason to
visit their therapist this week.
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