Lisa: Don't take advantage of her Daisy because she's new. Pony up some Valium. Daisy: Get the fuck out or I'm calling Valerie! Valerie!!!!Lisa: Go ahead and call Valerie for some Colace like Suzy Q's got in her fucking hand! Why does it stink in here?!Daisy: I don't take Valium.Lisa: That's the point Daise. They give it to you and you don't fucking take them. What are you making with that chicken? Are you going to eat it?Gretta: Checks. Hey Daisy you've got visitors. Lisa: Mark it in the book Gretta, Daisy's going social.Daisy: I want some fucking Colace.Gretta: Talk to Melvin tomorrow.Lisa: You know what I think you Daisy? I think you wanna poop. I think it's been days.
Mrs. Gilcrest: You know... I know all about you and I hope they put away forever. Lisa : Is this the professors wife? Mrs. Gilcrest: Oh... So... I guess you've told everyone! Lisa: Lady Back Off! Mrs. Gilcrest: Was I talking to you? Lisa: No, you were SPITTING on me! Mellow Fucking Out!" Mrs. Gilcrest: Don't tell me what to do! Lisa: So she gave your husband a rim job. Big Fucking Deal. I'm sure he was begging for it. I heard it was like a pencil anyway. Mrs. Gilcrest: How Dare You! How Dare You! Lisa: (Lisa grabs her finger) Some advice lady? Don't point your fuckin finger at crazy people. Mrs. Gilcrest: Let go of me! *everyone starts barking*
Lisa - "You didn't get better Daisy, they just gave up. You call this a life, hu? Taking daddy's money. Buying your little dollies and nicknacks, eating his fucking chicken, fatting up like a prize fucking heifer. You change the scenery, but not the fucking situation. And the warden makes house calls. And everybody knows, everybody knows... that he fucks you... But what they don't know is that you like it... you like it." Susanna - "Shut the fuck up!!" Lisa - "And hey man it's cool. It's okay. It's fine! It's fucking fine! A man's a dick as a man's a dick as a chicken... as a dad."
Lisa "So nice of you to pass judgment on us now that you're cured."Susana " What the fuck are you doing Lisa?"Lisa "I'm playing the villain baby, just like you want... I try to give you everything you want."Susana "No you don't"Lisa "You wanted your file, I found you your file. You wanted out, I got you out. You needed money, I found you some. I'm fuckin' consistent, I told you the truth. I didn't write it down in a fuckin' book. I told you to your face! And I told Daisy to her face what everybody knew and wouldn't say and she killed herself."
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straight from her killer lips to God's ears....
"The deeper you pull from inside yourself, the deeper you'll reach into someone else when they watch your work, and the closer you'll connect to other people. Lay your heart and soul on the line. That's what it's about: connecting and communicating atnd sharing. It makes you feel good to connect with the rest of the world - you're not isolated, you're not separated, you're actually with everyone."
She spoke about pain and suffering at a recent press conference:
"Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from over mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life."
Her sexuality
“Honestly, I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I’m walking down the street.”
"You're young, you're in bed, you have knives... shit happens!"
(if she were going to place a personal ad, it would read): "Looking for a very secret, very straight night of reckless abandon to do all the things I've never done before. Shock me and keep it private."
Herself
“I’ve realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong was or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don’t trust my instincts – That’s when I get in trouble.”
"It's all or nothing with my makeup. If I get dressed up, I'll go to an extreme. I'll wear foundation and bright blue or bright red lipstick with one of my weird purple wigs."
"I know I present myself as many things, I'm very sexual, yet I've always been monogamous. I feel both masculine and feminine. I understand that side of men that excompasses the lone person. I have the restless spirit of a man."
"Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it's unbelievable!"
"I wish I could find people who just would fight me and break through to me and hold me down and scream their life into my face."
"You know, we all need to just wake up excited about life. I just want to do the job I always wanted to do since I was a little girl, and live in peace with family and people I love, and just be silly and collect T-shirts from gas stations and go on road trips and eat popcorn in the middle of the night and watch TV. That's all I want, you know?"
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fuckin rockstar!!