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RANDOM STATEMENTS

IT'S RANDOM STATEMENT TIME! IT'S RANDOM STATEMENT TIME! DOO DOO DO DOO DO DO! IT'S RANDOM STATEMENT TIME!

ABOUT THE RANDOM STATEMENT:

I bet you're thinking to yourself right now; "What on Earth is a random statement? And what kind of doof would make such a stupid page dedicated to such an obviously stupid thing?" Well, I'll tell you. A random statement is a sentance or many sentances which when said aloud make absolutely no sense whatsoever, in any given situation. And an answer to your next question, I am the kind of doof who would make a page dedicated to such stupid things. And you wanna know why? BEACAUSE I CAN! MWAHAHAHAH! SO *PLHHHH* ON YOU!  Now read the funny things posted below and laugh. That's good. Keep laughing. Yes... and soon the world will be mine... *evil grin*

MY ORIGINAL RANDOM STATEMENTS

I have a dog named Steve. He bites people who don't like me. The gophers are plotting against me! Those squirrels are looking kinda shifty too, I bet they're in league. Stupid furry bastards. Goats will eat caramel apples when chickens put on purple tutus. Tigers have stripes. So do candy canes. Coincidence? I think not. Pizza is food for the stomach. Hey! Where is that damn ostritch? It should have been back with my waffles ten minutes ago... I taught my tortise how to ski. Don't two Dodo's make a Doodoo? I'm wearing new socks! I collect whiteout. OMG! That cactus is giving me the finger! The moon is plotting against me! Just like those damn gophers... The name is Karprady. Dooblus Karpady. I want to eat my rainbow but the badger turned it into cottage cheese then served it as tomato paste to my mother's rotwhiler.                                VISITOR RANDOM STATEMENTS Andrew- The penguins are defeated! By a piece of bacon... Maria- Pineapples are evil. One tried to kill me once.             Pink ducks have tea parties with apes. Not monkeys.             The blue chickens arent really blue. They're just flamingos dressed up as blue chickens. Sanja- OMG! Those leprecauns are smoking carrots! That causes lung cancer you know... Its the cakes fault im old!!! DAMN THOSE CAKES!!!!! I HATE THEM SOOOOO MUCH!!! but they r sooo sweet and yummy Sia- I see blue benches and purple horses! YAY! BENCHES! Jennifer- Sexy Cookie Man Sexy Grandpa Music. Kira- The gnomes stole my goldfish and are using it to plan doomsday.          Winter was created by the clothing company.

Now the question is; do YOU have any random statements? I bet you do, every person's inner wacko has got a bunch! So here's what you are gonna do: Either send your random statements to jubejube1234@hotmail.com, or just add them in my guestbook on the homepage. When you do, I'll post 'em here under "visitors random statements." You'll be a right celebrity! :D

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