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"Saruman Got Run Over By Treebeard"
(Sung to 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer')
Saruman got run over by Treebeard,
Walking home from Mount Doom Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron,
But as for me and Frodo, we believe.
He'd been smoking too much pipeweed,
And Wormtongue begged him not to go.
But he left his Orcs unattended,
So he stumbled through the marsh,
then down the road.
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were root prints on his forehead.
And incriminating bark marks on his back.
Saruman got run over by Treebeard,
Walking home from Mount Doom Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron.
But as for me and Frodo, we believe.
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"Walking Into Mordor"
Sung by 'Sam' from his point of view, to the tune of 'Dashing Through The Snow'
Me and Frodo talk about the silly ring,
Walking into Mordor, to throw away the thing.
We have a fight with Gollum, who won't leave us alone.
We only found out later, he'd been following from home.
Chorus:
Jingle bells Gollum smells,
He wants to eat an egg.
I want to tie him up somewhere,
and leave him there to stay! Hey!
(Repeat Chorus)
Frodo cannot see how he's making me,
Want to strangle Gollum, and tie him to a tree.
He won't touch a thing, unless it's wriggling.
He really makes me sick, and he's got a quirky tick.
(Chorus. Repeat)
He took us to a cave, we were really brave.
He knew there was a spider, he really tried to hide her.
Although he was our guide, he ran fast to hide.
We used our little magic light, to come out the other side.
(Chorus. Repeat)
I really hate that Gollum, I really want to maul him.
I'm so glad he fled, or I'd have smacked him in the head.
Frodo's really small, I'll take him up the wall.
Frodo is my closest friend, I'll stay with him 'til the end.
(Chorus. Repeat)
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"Strider The Ranger"
sung to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman'
Strider the Ranger,
Had a very Elf-like soul.
With a long thin pipe and a broken sword,
And a cloak the color of coal.
Strider the Ranger,
Is a fairytale they say.
The Dunadain long ago,
had died out you know.
But he'll still be King one day.
There must have been some magic
In that old gold crown they found.
For when they placed it on his head,
Elrond and Arwen came around.
Strider the Ranger,
Was as regal as he could be.
And Elrond said he should take a name,
To be a King to you and me.
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Elessar go.
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Striding to the throne.
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"Elf Christmas"
sung to the tune 'White Christmas'
I'm dreaming of an Elf Christmas,
Legolas, Arwen, Haldril.
With their long hair braided,
Their blue eyes make it,
A day I never want to end.
I'm dreaming of an Elf Christmas,
With Legolas by my side.
May your days be merry and fine.
But remember Legolas is mine.
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"Prancing Around the Mallorn Tree"
sung to the tune 'Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree'
Prancing around the Mallorn tree,
The Elves are having a great day.
Singing and dancing so merrily,
They can't wait to be on their way.
They will get a sentimental feeling when they're gone,
To the Haven's by a big ship.
Let's braid our hair, we'll all look so hip.
Dancing around the Mallorn tree,
It's such a windy day.
With nary a hair out of place,
We dance with Elvish Grace!
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(alternate ending)
Dancing around the Mallorn tree,
Let's all go get drunk.
Barely standing in one place,
With all that Elvish Grace!
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"Frodo the Blue-Eyed Hobbit"
sung to 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Frodo the Blue-Eyed Hobbit,
Had a very shiny ring.
And if you listened closely,
You could hear it talking.
All of the Hobbits wondered,
What Frodo was hiding.
They never knew that he had,
In his chest that nasty ring.
Then one starry autumn eve,
Gandalf came to say:
"Frodo with your eyes so blue,
Listen closely here's what you'll do.
You'll take the ring to Mordor,
Throw it into Mount Doom.
Don't you worry my dear Frodo,
You'll take a good friend too.
Sam Gamgee will go with you,
Later you'll meet Gollum too.
You will travel night and day,
You must go now - be on your way!"
Then all the humans loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Frodo the blue-eyed Hobbit,
You'll go down in history!"
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"Dashing Through The Snow"
sung by Gollum
We and Frodo go on a trip today,
Travelling to Mordor,
We knows the only way.
Sam is watching us every single day.
We can't get to Frodo,
He's always in the way.
Chorus:
Jingle bells Samwise smells,
He wants to cook my eggses.
Frodo has our Ring, so dear,
But Sam won't let us near.
(repeat)
Sam's a stupid Hobbit,
We wish Frodo would drop it.
We wants our precious Ring,
Sam is wrecking everything.
They will follow anywhere,
We'll take them to her lair.
Now Sam has the sword named Sting.
He always ruins everything.
(Chorus)
(repeat)
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"Frodo's Got Our Ring"
sung to 'Feliz Navidad' by Gollum
Frodo's got our Ring.
Frodo's got our Ring.
Frodo's got our Ring,
We wonder if we could do anything.
We wants to get back our precious One Ring.
We wants to get back our precious One Ring.
We wants to get back our precious One Ring,
and we knows we would do Anything.
Stupid Hobbit putzes.
Stupid Hobbit putzes.
Stupid Hobbit putzes,
We knows we can kick their little buttses.
We've gots to get the fat one to go.
We've gots to get the fat one to go.
We've gots to get the fat one to go,
So we can gets the Ring from Frodo.
Frodo's got our Ring.
Frodo's got our Ring.
Frodo's got our Ring,
And we knows we would do ANYTHING!
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"Yesterday"
Yesterday, Frodo's gone so far away.
But Sam's with him, and he's there to stay.
Oh I believe in the quest today.
Suddenly, he's not half the Hobbit he used to be.
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh yesterday came suddenly.
Why Gandalf told him to go, I don't know.
He wouldn't say.
He said something long, now Frodo's gone.
I'd wished he'd stayed.
Yesterday, Tig was such an easy game to play.
Dom and Billy changed the rules today.
Oh, it gets more fun everyday.
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"I Really Want To Go"
sung by me to the tune
'Dashing Through The Snow'
I really want to go,
To see my sweet Frodo.
To see him in a movie,
I know it will be groovy.
The screen is very big,
Elijah wears a wig.
I have a feeling that I'll cry,
I hope that no one dies.
Chorus:
Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings,
I just can't get enough.
Legolas is very cute,
And Pippin's mind is fluff.
(repeat)
Can anyone tell me,
Why I cannot see -
That I should not watch them continuously.
Oh no, what am I saying,
I know that I am praying,
PJ will quickly put it on
A tape for you and me. :)
(Chorus)
(repeat)
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"Frodo Baby"
sung to 'Santa Baby'
Frodo baby, slip a sponge cake under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful good girl.
Frodo baby, so hurry to the Shire tonight.
Frodo baby, eyes that look at me lovingly, bright blue.
I'll wait up for you dear.
Frodo baby, hurry to the Shire tonight.
Think of fun, not doom and gloom.
While you're walking all the way to Mount Doom.
Next year it would be oh so good,
If you'd be under my Christmas tree.
Boo doo bee doo
Frodo baby, I wanna ent-draught, really that's not alot.
I've been an angel all year.
Frodo baby, hurry to the Shire tonight.
Frodo honey, forgot to mention one little thing, the One Ring.
I won't take any old thing.
Frodo honey, so hurry to the Shire tonight.
Hurry to the Shire tonight.
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"Frodo Baggins Of The Shire"
sung to 'Henry the Eighth'
I am Frodo Baggins of the Shire,
Frodo Baggins of the Shire.
I went with Sam all the way to Mordor.
He said he'd never been there before.
And everywhere there where Urok-hai (Urok-hai)
There were Orcs, there were Trolls, and a big red eye.
I'm a small ring-bearer,
I'm Frodo Baggins.
Frodo Baggins of the Shire.
Frodo Baggins of the Shire.
Second verse same as the first.
(repeat 1st verse)
F-R-O-D-O Frodo Baggins, Frodo Baggins,
Frodo Baggins of the Shire.
Frodo Baggins of the Shire.
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"Help"
sung by Frodo
Help. I need somebody.
Help. Not just anybody.
Help. You know I need someone.
Help!
When I was younger, so much younger than today.
I used to read books in the Shire.
But I left them home that day.
(But now) But now those days are gone,
And Bilbo wrote a book.
It's called 'There and Back Again',
Maybe he'll let me take a look.
Help me if you can, I need a book.
If you don't mind I'll just take a little look.
The Elves have books, but they won't let me near.
And they're too deep, I fear.
(And now) And now my life has changed, in oh so many ways.
My memory of the Shire has vanished in the haze.
But every now and then I feel the need to read.
But I just try to realize I might never read again.
Help me if you can, I need a book.
If you don't mind I'll just take a little look.
The Elves have books, and they won't let me near.
Won't you please, please help me,
Help me. Help me, oooh!
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"Sauron"
sung to 'Blue Moon' by Frodo
Sauron,
You saw me standing alone,
Without Samwise by my side.
With a Ring you once owned.
Sauron,
You didn't know what I was there for.
You thought I wanted to care for,
One Ring I could call my own.
Sauron,
You saw me standing alone,
You sent Orcs to hunt me down.
To get the Ring you once owned.
Sauron...
To get the Ring you once owned.
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