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The Gospel of the Church of the Apathetic Agnostic is made up of the following sections of the main web site: Commentary on the Articles of Faith; Reflections on Ethics & Morality; and The Meditations. These sections constitute Church Doctrine and the examples and parables which serve to teach the message of the Church. We consider all clergy ordained by the Church to be Ministers of our Gospel. The Articles Of Faith 1. The existence of a Supreme Being is unknown and unknowable. 2. If there is a Supreme Being, then that being appears to act as if entirely apathetic to events in our universe. 3. We are apathetic to the existence or non-existence of a Supreme Being.				The Agnostics Prayer Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen. Roger Zelazny Creatures of Light and Darkness 1969