• Ever wonder who I am, what I do, why the hell this site is called something that is slang for vagina? Yeah, here's where to click if so.

  • I used to write for the school paper. It was a fun job, really. 4000 words a week, ye haw. Anyway, here's the crap I came up with.

  • Because of the crappy writing job for the paper, I developped this need to vent my frustrations in text. Here's my journal, aka bitching forum.

[ Last Post: May 7/03 ]

  • I have my opinions about what's cool and what's not. Are you cool? Probably not, but you never know.

  • Dark, depraved, depressing poetry. If you're into that kind of stuff, it's not half bad really.

Warning! Cow licking can be bad for your ovaries.

Hairballs may be larger than they appear.

This site is what you could call a mix-match of different things, with so many variations in its sections that no two seem to be alike. No, we do not sell tea frogs, or tree frogs. No, we do not sell pink froggy pie either. In fact, we don't even like baking pies! This is just a website. A simple website with a large mass of somewhat useless information.

You will find links to the left-hand side of the screen that will lead you to our assortment of sections. If you get lost somewhere in the site, launch a signal flare and we should be there eventually. Or, just return to the left hand side. The menu bar is a constant. It won't leave you at any point during this journey. Other than that, enjoy, clean up after yourself, don't eat Spam, and don't mail it to us either.

Here are some quick stats surround this website's development:

  • Days Since The Start of This Site: 401
  • Actual Time Spent Working On It: 45 days
  • Most common day for journal post to take place: 18th of the month
  • # of Trial Main Pages: 5
  • Consistant Colors on All Trials: black, and only black
  • # of Geocities Problems: countless

Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix by J.K. Rowling

Movie I want to see:
28 Days

Movie you have to see:
The Italian Job

Why Can't I by Liz Phair

Silly Thing I've Said:
"It's complex, but it's not complex. Well, I guess it's kinda medium-complex. On a scale of 1-10, it'd be like a 5. Or maybe a 6. Yeah, a 6 complex."

Roswell Epi:
Who cares anymore!?!?!?!

"No, I don't want to go out with you. You're 17, you're 5 years older than me. That's just gross."
~Nisha (my stepsister, whom I am very proud of for saying that)

Psssssst! To see past lists of Junk of the Month, click here .. but really, why the hell would you want to???

Battle Imp

Who's your battle imp?
Backstabbing: 5
Dodgin': 4
Guts: 8
Magic Mojo: 8
Smackdown: 8

Will your battle imp beat Togepi's?
Enter your name and fight.

04/05/03 - Soooo, got unjustly/illegally evicted Friday. Wheee. And yeah. Pffft. Read about it in journal thing. Btw, anya's gonna give me a livejournal thing in a week, so wheee. No more htmling, w00t! :)

22/04/03 - So yeah, i've been neglecting stuff. But friend Drax brought me a webcam to use, so wheeee! So in journal for the 21st you can find snazzy piccies of me all goth/fetishy and stuff. :D

05/04/03 - Accck. Things be fuct. FUCT. And yah, wheeee. I'm loopy, dunt mind me.

23/03/03 - We're at war, so we're all gonna die. Kinda fitting considering my mood. Meh.

13/03/03 - Fuck it, i'm tired. Stupid work making me do days! Meh. Lots journal crap. Also put piccie in today's entry. Cleavage shot, w00t! Now going to sleep, or die, whichever comes first.

17/02/03 - Had Thai food today, wheeeeeee! Also drove in Toronto and didn't die. Exxxxcellent :)

14/02/03 - 3 words: FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY!!! .. Thank you for your attention, now please return to your shopping or whatever. :)

10/02/03 - Journals, wheeeeee! Three days in a row, amazing dedication i have. :) You can find out how things went, in an edited/undetailed way, bwaahahahahaha! Oh! Cooool ppl are up, but cooool stuff isn't done yet. But if you are a ppl and i like you you're on there.

08/02/03 - OK, so added journals that were written but not posted. Also worked on my Coooool section, being that HALF of the ppl i like profiles are up. If yours isn't up, it'll be done tonight, so don't get all offended and girly and whine dammit. :P

01/02/03 - Cool date, nuff said. Added journal entry (finally!).


08/01/03 - :: GO READ JOURNAL .. GO GO READ JOURNAL!! Unless you are an ex, in which case, do NOT read journal :D ::

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