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- Ever wonder who I am, what I do, why the hell this site is called something that is slang for vagina? Yeah, here's where to click if so.
- Because of the crappy writing job for the paper, I developped this need to vent my frustrations in text. Here's my journal, aka bitching forum.
- Dark, depraved, depressing poetry. If you're into that kind of stuff, it's not half bad really.
- I used to write for the school paper. It was a fun job, really. 4000 words a week, ye haw. Anyway, here's the crap I came up with.
- To take you ... ummm, to the homepage.
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Well, I like lots of stuff. Like people, and music, and movies, and tv shows, and shoes, and stuff like that. So I compiled my 'Cool' page for things such as these. Just click on the link to be taken to a box designated for that cool person/thing, explaining why it is cool. Or just skim the list, whichever.
People
Other Stuff
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Despite what you may think, this really isn't that hard. You just have to follow these simple steps:
- Don't compliment me; i do not take them well.
- Don't treat me like dirt either, i don't take that well either.
- Don't buy me candles for gifts. Not that i don't like them, i just have like, 2 boxes worth that i have nowhere to put.
- Do buy me bubble baths. I love Mr. Bubbles.
- If i look like crap and you're around me, only make one joke about it. Second or more will result in growls, frowns, and possible violence.
- Don't tell me i am "so like my brother"
- Do tell me if what i am wearing does look bad.
- Do tell me if i have something stuck in between my teeth.
- Don't claim to be better than me at basketball when you're a foot taller than me and can dunk (=P~ Marty)
- Do point out any html errors i've made on my pages.
- Don't offer me meat.
- Do invite me to come get piercings and/or tattoos with you.
- Be envious of my cable (tv and internet).
- Like me no matter what color and length my hair is.
- Indulge my delusions.
- Understand i prefer jelly beans over chocolate.
- Enjoy shopping .. for shoes.
- Like any or all of my favorite things.
- In general .. be nice! =)
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