DR. BELCH'S JIGABOO JUNCTION TATTLER
Dr. Belch is the on-line psuedonyn for Johnathan M. Sweet of Blytheville, AR. Born in Chicago, Belchie recently graduated from Arkansas State Univeristy, where he majored in English. Belchie writes mainly fan fic that take place in Jigaboo Junction, a town much like Blytheville that boasts its own superhero: J. M. Sweet.
Belchie likes among other things Bob Dylan, cheeseburgers, Stephen King, Rush Limbaugh, Howard Stern, Lewis Grizzard, Andrew Dice Clay, "Daria", "Pinky and the Brain" "South Park" and "Beavis and Butt-Head". Besides the works listed here, he's also written the controversial "Daria" fan fic "Spring Break in Hell", which includes one sex scene almost as controversial as the one from "Triumph of the 'Retart'".
Belchie stands 6', weighs in at 210 lbs., wears a beard and sideburns, wears glasses and is built like a pro wrestler. But he is all in all a very good guy. He can be reached at belchie@hotmail.com.
"The Plot in a Nutshell, Part 1: The Misery Mouse":
In this controversial "Daria"/"Pinky and the Brain" crossover, the two megalomanical lab mice concoct their latest plan to take over the world: corner the toilet paper market and get humanity addicted to peanuts, thus resulting in an Montezuma's revenge pandemic. However, when the TP gets sent to a certain house in Lawndale, our rascally rodents have to schlep over there. What will Daria do when they arrive to claim their "toushie tissue"?
"The Plot in a Nutshell, Part 2: Diarrhea, Cha-cha-narf!":
Brain's plans seem to be going smoothly. However, when Pinky falls in love with Quinn, and a maniacal snack food vendor appears out of nowhere when Brain's so close to achieving his life-long dream, will everything go down the toilet, literally and figuratively? Features a special guest appearance by another "larger-than-life" "Animaniacs" character at the end!
"Waiting for Go-Boo":
Chicken-Boo stars in this parody of "Waiting for Godot". And you thought the film Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Dr. Scratchandsniff and Scratchy's date saw at the drive-in was weird!
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