I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Smile if you want me!
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
Hey baby, where you been all my life?
Hey babe! did you hear about the guy and the girl who talked together at the dance?
Well...Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?
I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
Did you drop something? Cause you sure look like you are picking up!
Who's your daddy?
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going...
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Your dad must have been the Unibomber, 'cause you da' bomb!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
Baby if kissing is your language, we have a lot to talk about!