My lips are cold. You can warm them up if you like.
If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit...
WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma!
Do I know you? No?? I thought I saw you at UPS today, cause I coulda sworn you were checkin' out my package.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants to get in them!
Hi, your outfit looks really cute. It would look even better on my bedroom floor!
I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
Can I shock your tarts??
Are you from Tennessee? No? Cause you're the only ten I see!
God made Coke. God made Pepsi. God made you so damn sexy!
Do you have any Indian in you?...Ya want some?
Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?
Were your parents greek gods? They'd have to be to produce a goddess.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Have you been eating Campbell's soup? 'Cuz you're looking mmmmmm mmmmmmm good.
I may not be Elmo, but you can tickle me all night long!
Let's do some math! ADD a bed, SUBTRACT clothes, DIVIDE legs, and MULTIPLY!