![]() |
||||||||||||||||||
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
|||||||||||||||
| THATS FUNNY | ![]() |
i | ||||||||||||||||
![]() |
||||||||||||||||||
| Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause your magically delicious. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe? He: Are you going to the BBQ? She: What BBQ? He: My meat on your grill! Nice legs. What time do they open? You look good, your phone number would look better. I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours? Baby, I'm like Pringles... once you pop the fun don't stop! Do you have a burger or some fries to go along with that shake? Hold her chin in your hand while gazing at her and say, "You have beautiful eyes." Then lower your voice to a growl and say, "May I have them?!" Damn I thought VERY FINE only came in cans How about I give you the best screw you ever had? (hand the person a screw) If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a guy/girl as hot as you, I'd have 5 cents. You look like a lollipop can I have a lick? Are you sun-burned, or are you always this hot?! Can I see your spirit stick? My Lips hurt... Can you kiss them better for me? You look tired. Do you wanna go to sleep with me? You got a porch to go with that swing? Are those curves or is it topsy turvy day? Do you have a library card? 'Cause I wanna check you out!! |
||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 2 | 3 | ||||||||||||||||||
| © copyright 2003 THATS FUNNY | ||||||||||||||||||