Bill and.....

Geri Halliwell!

Shatner Spice it is then! Since Geri began her solo career, she's been looking to do something meaningful for the world. This has included signing up as Goodwill Ambassador for the UN, hanging out with George Michael, and extensively re-doing her hair. Why not add another job to the portfolio?

Advantages: No need for nuclear weapons with the prospect of a Shatner-Geri duet in our weaponry!

Disadvantages: Sporty, Posh, Baby, and Scary may decide to follow same career path, taking on government positions in the U.K., France, Sweden and Luxemborg (respectively), effectively crippling politics as we know it in the western world. Armageddon breaks loose. The Backstreet Boys seize power from their underground fortress in Boise. Britney Spears is the only fertile woman left in the world and must be extensively cloned. Tragically, Gene Simmons remains relatively unscathed.

Hmm. Aside from the mass destruction bit (and the inevitable musical debacle to follow), it's quite do-able!

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