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So...what is this bizarre organization about, anyway?

Well, one day, rikki was sitting around on her duff, bored out of her mind (it happens in Oklahoma, there's not much to do but eat, drink, and make webpages). Anyway, she was thinking her evil feministic thoughts and suddenly the imaginary light bulb went off over her head.

rikki: Hey! I'm a strong, independent female. And what better way to share my beliefs with the entire world o' cyberspace than by creating a...*bum ba bummm*...WEBPAGE?!

So she whipped out her handy-dandy FrontPage Express and started hacking away at a new, exciting webpage!

...well, okay, it's actually not that new and exciting. She essentially copied the layout from ~*sanctuary*~, added some cheaply made transparent heart GIFs, a dorky pinky banner, and gave it a different name.

rikki: SO I DON'T KNOW JAVASCRIPT OR ANYTHING REMOTELY COOL!! Whatever. It's the thought that counts.

Riiiight.

Getting back to subject at hand...what was the subject at hand??...Oh yeah! The Pink Mafia is just another one of those fun, happy little groups of feminists. Deep down, we're essentially harmless, but we make men think otherwise. Mwuhahaha.

Note: I should probably add here that I didn't actually coin the phrase "Pink Mafia". No, that would be the spawn of my dear friend Matt...who so kindly requested (demanded??) that he be vice president of my organization. So yeah, my VP's a guy...face it, I'm a pushover...