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Think you got what it takes to be a member? Heck, probably...I basically admit anyone who's female. By filling out a simple little form, you too can be a PMS!! *cough*...that stands for Pink Mafia Supporter. What the heck were you thinkin'?

Think about these following questions. Really hard.

(1) Are you easily offended by sexist jokes?
(2) Is "chauvanist pig" a term you are familiar with and often use to refer to persons of the male persuasion?
(3) Do you enjoy dressing up in sexy clothing just to tease men?
(4) Are you such a hardcore feminist that you refuse to shave your legs or even...*gasp*...your armpits?
(5) Do you regularly attend and/or organize bra-burning demonstrations?
(6) Have you been asked to prom and declined?
(7) Do you believe that women were meant to do more than slave in the kitchen, vacuum, and make babies?
(8) Do you enjoy paying your own way on dates?
(9) Do you usually just get the stupid door yourself instead of waiting for a guy to do it for you?
(10) Do you firmly believe that yes, women are the superior gender?

If you answered "yes" to five or more of the above questions, then YES, you belong here! This is your calling! You were destined to arrive here!! Your life won't be complete unless you join!! IT WAS MEANT TO BE.

::crickets chirp::

Aaaaaanyway...if you'd like to join the Pink Mafia, copy this cute little form below, fill it out, and email it to me at rikachu@juno.com. The only reason you have to copy this and email it to me is because this site is far too ghetto for me to make cute little forms that you could fill out here. And I don't know anything about CGI scripting or whatnot. I'm a moron. Deal with it. But if you email the below information to me, I'll be sure and put you on our membership list on my next update. And I check my email A LOT. So don't worry, you'll get up here.

By the way, if you're one of the lesser gender (a.k.a. a MAN), I might consider letting you join. But you're really gonna have to impress me with your feministic know-how. Or you can pay me. Cash only.

Here's the form...and you don't have to fill out every field if you don't want to (although filling out the "Name" blank is generally considered a good idea, ne?):

Name:
Age:
Email:
Webpage:
Feminist Role Model(s):
Why I'm a PMS (Pink Mafia Supporter):