THE RED KNIGHT, EDITOR
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WEBZINE OF THE WEIRD
Issue #1, September 2000

Copyright 2000 sir_red_knight@hotmail.com

THIS ISSUE: WHAT "THEY" DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE

CONTENTS
EDITORIALS
FORUM
HUMOUR
FUNZONE
POETRY
ARCHIVES
RESEARCH

Disclaimer:  The staff of 404 Not Found has nothing whatever to do with any of these sites or their creators.  We don't know who they are or what they want.  We don't know if they are serious or not.  The views they express are their own and may possibly offend you or ruin your mind, or worse, get you into serious trouble.   We cannot be held responsible for any negative experiences you have while accessing these sites.  

QUESTIONS OF FAITH
ALIENS

WEIRDEST OF THE WEIRD

THE INCUNABULA PAPERS:
Ong's Hat and other Gateways to New Dimensions

This is easily the weirdest site that we have ever come across.  Purporting to be the work of an underground community of persecuted heretical scientists and chaoticians, this site truly is a gateway into the Twilight Zone.  It contains links to a vast network of sites that just get stranger and stranger as you delve more deeply into the dark genius of their creators.  Chaos theory, metaphysics, time travel, alien entities, the ultimate conspiracy.  Beware: not recommended for the unstable or the unhinged!

I came across this site quite "accidentally" while trolling the message boards.  A message about time travel in the Lycos "Religion: Arguments and Debunking" category pointed the way to another site which in turn directed me to this one.  I knew the moment I saw it that it would win first place in our Weirdest of the Weird category.

Be careful when accessing these sites.  Trust no one and nothing.  They know who you are and what you are doing, and they have your address.   But if you are brave (or foolish) you will click on the link above and explore this strange new wonderland, before these pages disappear, and their creators go underground once again.

"You have been searching for us without knowing it, following oblique references in crudely xeroxed marginal "samsidat" publications, crackpot mystical pamphlets, mail order courses ... a paper trail and a coded series of rumors spread at street level ... and the propagation of certain acts of insurrection against the Planetary Work Machine and the Consensus Reality ... or perhaps through various obscure mimeographed technical papers on the edges of "chaos science" ... through pirate computer networks ... or even through pure synchronicity and the pursuit of dreams.

In any case we know something about you, your interests, deeds and desires, works and days ... and we know your address.

Otherwise...you would not be reading this..."   The Incunabula Papers

RELATED LINKS:

THE MONTAUK PROJECT CENTER

This is the site that led us to the one featured above.  Stuff about time and interdimensional travel.  We recommend you check out Just Plain Weird, their links to more weirdness.

DARK PLANET

The beginner's guide to the Incunabula/Ong's Hat mystery.  Highly recommended.

Prepare to make contact with extraterrestrial life.

Dark Planet directed us to this puzzle, the solving of which would supposedly lead us somewhere strange.  Where does it lead?  We don't know because we're too stupid and lazy to figure it out.  Can you?  Will you let us know what you find?

"OK, so you have sat there for hours, reading all the conspiracy web pages you can lay your eyes on and now you're left thinking 'what next'. Well you have found it, without knowing it you have probably been searching for us for years, no, change that, many lifetimes, oh to hell with it, you have found this page as like many paranoid web surfers before you, you want things that are just plain weird!  So make yourself comfortable, (as comfortable as you can be after hours in front of your computer!) and treat yourself to some really worrying stuff.

We have even made the background dark to make it easy on your eyes (how considerate of us!) we figured by the time you made it here you would need it. Haven't you ever wondered why all the conspiracy pages have dark backgrounds, well now you know
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Just Plain Weird

ON TO MORE WEIRD STUFF . . .

Aliens:  Friends, foes, or fairy-tales?
Are black helicopters flying over America?
Did Jesus perform autofellatio?

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