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| The Dickhead Salute To Women Drivers |
| On the highway I saw this and said HOLY SHIT Jesus Christ look at the size of that tit! I yelled out the window Lady dont do it Never trust a woman who says she can fix it. |
| She gave me a call and said she was stuck I just shrugged it off with a who gives a fuck But doesnt it figure, it is just my luck To hell with the parking ticket, LOOK AT MY TRUCK! |
| How she ended up here nobody knows She said she was adjusting her panty hose You women who drive should watch where youre going The truck is a Chevy, not made by Boeing |
| About this there is not much to say That little red truck just got in the way So just shake your head with dismay Three women were driving on this fuckin day |
| Flew over the ball field and through the bleacher Through one more block, she ran over a preacher Into the forest, killing a creature Holy shit you mean SHE is the teacher? |
| We gotta give her a ten for style She had been on this tractor forquite a while Dreaming about her new boyfriend Kyle She drove this right here, yes the Shit Pile! |
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