|The Film Cricket Reviews|
the cricket likes $1 DVD rentals, ballroom dancing, Slurpees, and kicking people when they're down.
|the cricket: "Wouldn't it be cool if we were like Siskel and Ebert, and had our own show and everything?"
the ladybug: "That would be cool. But I want to be Ebert. You're the dead one."
the cricket: "You'd rather be the short one?"
the ladybug: "You'd rather be the bald one?"
the cricket: "Wait, I just had a scary thought: what if one of us were like that Roeper guy?"
the ladybug: "Yikes. In that case, I'd rather be the dead guy."
|"It's not that tough being a film cricket."
-- Homer Simpson
Ah, Homer, if only that were true. The truth is, not everyone has what it takes to be a film crick--er, critic. But as that other saying goes, everyone's a critic, and so with that in mind, we invite you to read what our illustrious film critics, the cricket and guest-reviewer the ladybug, have to say about film.
|About a Boy (Hugh Grant, Nicholas Houton) NEW!
Ocean's Eleven (George Clooney, Brad Pitt) NEW!
Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst) NEW!
Finding Forrester (Sean Connery, Rob Brown)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith)
Notting Hill (Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts)
Domestic Disturbance (John Travolta, Vince Vaughn)
The Skulls (Joshua Jackson, Paul Walker)
Bridget Jones's Diary (Renée Zellweger, Hugh Grant)
Vanilla Sky (Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz)
O (Mekhi Phifer, Julia Stiles)
Serendipity (John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale)
It Could Happen to You (Nicholas Cage, Bridget Fonda)
Pretty Woman (Julia Roberts, Richard Gere)
Iris (Judi Dench, Kate Winslet)
Quills (Geoffrey Rush, Kate Winslet)
|people have seen the light.|
the ladybug likes talking during movies, DVD commentary tracks, dehydrated food, and using words no one else understands.
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| Killer Cheese
Movies that'll have you asking for more--that is, unless you're lactose intolerant.
|Yes, it is the baby Jesus. But we don't mean it in a sacreligious way.|
|Special thanks to Marginal
Cow for the link!
|All written material © the authors 2002-2003
All stills and characters © their studios
|Movie Quote of the Day
Humbert Humbert: What I heard then was the melody of children at play. Nothing but that. And I knew that the hopelessly poignant thing was not Lolita's absence from my side, but the absence of her voice from that chorus.