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| Volume 1 Issue 6 All the news that's fit to wrap May 13, 2002 |
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| Local man buys guitar in hopes of 'scoring with chicks' |
| NEW PLAINS, N.J.--In a low point in his life, Robert Walton, 32, reportedly threw like a girl early Sunday morning causing friends and relatives to laugh and mock him. MORE: |
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| SEATTLE, Wash.--After saving for months, Herbert Knaus, 34, purchased a Gibson Takamine G260 Acoustic Guitar from Vernon's Gutiar Shop in Seattle. His man purpose in purchasing the guitar is to "score with chicks." After many months of being rejected by numerous women at the bar, Knaus was going home lonely. MORE: |