"Peace comes not from the absence of conflict in life but the ability to cope with it"
"-Why god? Why? -There's just something about you that pisses me off!"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
-Monty Python
"Bad spellers of the world untie!"
"Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell."
-Emily Dickenson
If pro is the opposite of con then isnt congress the oppoite of progress?"
"May it be said that when the sun sets on your life that you made a difference."
"Have you ever stopped to think and forget to start thinking again?"
"Giles always says please when he sends me on a mission. And afterwards?
I get a cookie!"
-Buffy
"And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs."
-Spike
"Finally 21 and able to do evrything legally that I've been doing since I was 16!"
"We must obey the dark master!... bater."
-Xander
"You don't have to worry about me drinking. Unless you're here to protect innocent beers."
-Spike
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
-Monty Python
"Conserve energy, dont talk to me."
"If you spend your time doing nothing, do you ever spend time?"
"They keep you doped with religion, sex, and T.V."
-John Lennon
"Truth is not a concept, this is not the truth."
"When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot beat to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?"
-Cliff Burton
"Fuck the innocent, let the wicked rule the universe."
-Wes
"Dont insult with words that you do not know the meaning or how to spell them"
-Alberto
"I'm out enjoying life, you should get one."
-Desmond
"Risk everything, or gain nothing"
-Geoffrey De Charney
Sayings of Confucious
"Confucious say women sitting on judges lap get honorable discharge"
"Confucious say man who walk through airplane door sideways going to Bangkok."
"Confucious say man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs."
"Confucious say man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
"Confucious say man running behind car get exhausted, man running in front of car get tired." |
