| Religion; Translated |
| Taoism: Shit happens Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama dama ding ding Hinduism: This shit happened before Islam: If shit happens it is the will of Allah Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit? Confucianism: Confucious say shit happens 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday's Protestantism: Shit wont happen if I work harder Catholicism: If shit happens I desrve it Jehova's Witnesses: Knock knock, shit happens Uniterian: What is this shit? Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again Judaism: Oyvay! Why does this shit always happen to me? Pentacostalism: PRAISSSSSEEEEE the shit! New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good Rastafarism: Lets smoke this shit. |
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| Page of Randomness |
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| Faces of evil!!!! |
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| Visit the fields of Impalation! The only place in which you can see thousands of skewered bloody corpses on huge 10 foot spikes! Featuring: Blood, guts, intestines, skeletal remains, and more things which we are not alloweed to depict. Directions: Drive to Castle Dracula, the personal castle of Vlad the Impaler, and behind it will be the forest of Rabid Werewolves! Drive for a few miles through it and you're there!! Warning: Castle Dracula is not responsible for any injuries or fatalaties which may arise while visiting The Fields of Impalation. We do not harm them ourselves, we just add the fatalized to the display once vulnerable. |
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| OBEY THE BUDDHA!! |
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| AAAH!! POO!! |
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| Aaaah yes... paradise! |
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