| "I pledge allegiance to a colored piece of fabric" -Ryan "I dont discriminate I hate everybody equally" -Ryan "I aint got patience for patience" -Ryan "Whats the hell is going on" -Master Trench "Suicide is a way of telling god "You cant fire me, I QUIT!"" -Amanda "Life may be a horrible trip , of which death is a way out, a way for the weak." -Master Trench "Die knowing my name and you'll die in misery, die without knowing my name and hell I'll come back twice as hard" -Saki "Shibby" and "Nigga please" -Mindy "Things are funnest when the shits hit the fan." -Dino "I use to have a handle on life but it broke." -Joe "You have your whole life to be a jerk, why don't you take today off?" -Joe "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again." -Master Trench "That was gay. (funny accent)" -Phil "Can I have sex with you? (pleading)" -Jenn "Sun beaming down in a nice non-fatal way, I can't wait to see if I freckle." -Spike "Surrendering to reality is a tranquil suicide." -Ashley "I got you a Kryptonite Cross so you can keep away Dracula and Superman!" -Lisa "Dave Thomas, founder of Wendys. (real estate joke)" -Lisa "The penguin is walking in my brain again" -Phil "The winds of change smell sweet with victory" -Phil "Columbus did not discover the new world, he invaded it!" "Come to America, join the illusion of wealth and self control." "Not all who wander are lost." -J.R. Tolkien "Jesus is coming?! Quick look busy." "A little patience never killed anybody, except for people that are drowning." -Bill "I am god's forgotten, I am satan's forgotten, I am humanity's forgotten, now leave me alone to die in peace." "In a world of illusion of goodness, there is no place for those who can see past the spell which holds the billions in ts thrall." "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip!" "I'm not anti-social I just dont like you." |
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