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Cat's Official Week
Topic 1) The Thankful List
Topic 2) A Shameless Plug
Topic 3) Song of the Week
Topic 4) Webpage of the Week
Topic 5) Quote of the Week Cat's Official Week:
This is Ask Enlightening Questions Week. So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, anyway? Topic 1) The Thankful List: - Compiled By Me (Cat)
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I asked around for a few days, and here are the many wonderful, Litterbox-worthy things that people have said they are thankful for, in random order:
Bowel regularity . . . a cappella music . . . duct tape . . . cheese . . . genitalia . . . Comic Sans . . . Poptarts . . . breathmints . . . email . . . Pez . . . disposable diapers . . . dumb people who make others look smart . . . "my clavicle" . . . the Shakespeare Tavern . . . cheesy pickup lines . . . monkeys . . . Fibercon . . . the BBC . . . German exchange students . . . "buttsex" . . . clear skin . . . Homecoming dances . . . Jell-o pudding . . . toes . . . 2-ball blue . . . optimism . . . homeostasis . . . Burger King . . . sexual innuendo . . . the way girls' hair smells after they wash it . . . the Dollar Tree . . . deodorant . . . Pop Rocks . . . boxer shorts . . . 3-ring binders . . . indoor plumbing . . . "that I'm not Afghan" . . . rainbows . . . Velcro . . . sidewalk chalk . . . long underwear . . . Harry Potter . . . Grant's t-shirt collection . . . mojos . . . cargo pockets . . . parallelism . . . "myself" . . . curly hair . . . peristalsis . . . green M&M's . . . mix tapes . . . SparkNotes . . . the Naked Chef . . . dirty jokes . . . processed meat . . . Rodney Mullen . . . March 15th . . . "my musical nose" . . . Dr. Seuss . . . my mind . . . Frau . . . ambiguity . . . bliss . . . unslurred speech patterns . . . LIFE Topic 2) A Shameless Plug: - By Me [again]
Come out and support your favorite Central Gwinnett Chorus, Band, and Orchestra members next Tuesday, December 4th, 7:30 PM, at Duluth First United Methodist Church, as we present "A Holiday Gala Event." The singers will sing, the fiddlers will fiddle, the drummers will drum, and the woodwinds and horns will blow. And we will all rejoice and be merry in the spirit of the season. So come out and listen to your favorite seasonal tunes be revived, remastered, rejuvenated, and hopefully even received well. Topic 3) Cat's Song of the Week:
"Take the A Train" by Duke Ellington, thanks to my new "Big Bands" cassette tape that has been playing in my car nonstop this week. Topic 4) Webpage of the Week:
Get sorted, practice Quidditch, and adopt a magical creature at www.harrypotter.com Topic 5) Quote of the Week:
Mom: Ball State? Cousin Heather: Ugh, I don't even wanna know what their fight song is...
Aunt George: You mean like, 'We've got balls'?? Closing:
Don't forget to mark your calendars for Tuesday night. And I guess it's time I mention that the website now has a feature where you can submit articles through it. Kudos to Val for adding that convenience. I would actually prefer this method because it sorts my email out a little bit. Have a good week everyone.Previous Edition | Next Edition [ Get Involved | Home | Songs | Archives | Quotes | Websites ]
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