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But We're Working On It.

SPECIALTY: Guitar, Lead Vocals

BIO: Cordog was born on a rainy day in May. Everything was great. He went to church every Sunday and he was great in school. Then he joined THE MAD COWS, quit school, burnt the church down, started worshiping the devil and drinking goats blood.

FAVORITE BANDS: 7 Seconds. Bad Religion. AFI . Minor Threat. 30footfall. Guttermouth. Anti-Flag. The Unseen . 7 Seconds. Skarhead . H2o. Agnostic Front. Good Riddance. Jugheads Revenge. Aus Rotten. 7 Seconds. Sick of it All . Nobodys. 88fingerslouie. Guns 'N Roses. and Skid Row... did I mention 7 Seconds?

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We're Working On It!!!
Get Off Our Backs!!

SPECIALTY: Drums, Vocals

BIO: When JOSH was 12 he got hit by a mack truck while riding his bicycle. One year later he came back from the dead to seek revenge on society. But he joined THE MAD COWS instead.

FAVORITE BANDS: Hatebreed, Skarhead, Blood For Blood, Madball, Straight Faced, H2o, FUCK, 25 Ta Life, Shutdown, Rick and the Drifters, Twisted Sister, Destruction of Obesity, Retard SpoilXedge, and a bunch more.

SHOE SIZE: 10

UNDERWEAR SIZE: XXL

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It's for security reasons.

SPECIALTY: Guitar, Vocals

BIO: Todd was born in Compton (Los Angeles) CA in 1981. By the age of 8, he was the leader of the Compton Crypts. He was a gang bangin', crack smokin', cronic tokin', bad ass motherfucker. Then one day he had a confrontation with the notorious gangster "Shug Nite". Shug allegedly held Todd by his ankles over a 4th floor balcony. After giving Shug a part of his royalties to his hit rap single "Bitch Slap" and scared for his life, Todd quickly went to the police and was immediately enrolled in the witness protection program and moved to Punxy where he joined the Mad Cows. This is all true, I swear. Ask Todd to see his scars next time you see him. Playin' in a punk rock band is an excelent cover up for a rapper on the run.

FAVORITE BANDS: Beatles, Bad Religon, NOFX, Rancid, OpIv, 70's guitar rock, Spice Girls, etc.

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It's coming, hold your horses, pal.

SPECIALTY: Bass

BIO: Buddy was born in the 80's... we think. We don't know much about him, cuz we found him in a dumpster outside of a Sheetz in Gettysburg. He was wrapped in a towel and he had a hat on. He couldn't talk, so we taught him how to play guitar. So if you see Buddy at a show, don't try and talk to him cuz he can't talk.

(this is no lie)

FAVORITE BANDS: Lagwagon, NOFX, 30 Foot Fall, Diesel Boy, H2o, Guttermouth

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Dan can't be bothered right
now, man. Work and all.

SPECIALTY: Bass (prior to Buddy)

BIO: Dan was born in the tobacco fields of North Carolina. He used to run and frolic in the tobbacco fields as a young child and roll up their own Winstons. Dan then moved to Punxsy, for what reason we are still tryin' to figure out. He met Josh in skool and said "i wanna play bass." So he started playin' bass for the Mad Cows. Everything was going great, but as soon as Dan got good, he got a gay job. He was running an escort service out of his house on weekends, so he had to quit the Mad Cows cuz he couldn't make it to practice.

FAVORITE BANDS: Total Chaos, Minor Threat, Bad Religon, Skarhead, Blood For Blood, Straight Faced, Regan Squad, and he used to listen to alot more but Blade (the dog formerly known as Dan's but now known as the Camerons') ate all of his cds

SPECIALTY: Roadie Extrordinare, Drunken Crowd Control

BIO: MC lives across the road from the Mad Cow House and he's there all the time, but he don't play an instrument so he just gets drunk and goes to the shows to fuck shit up.

FAVORITE BANDS: Mad Ball, Shutdown, Hatebreed, Blood For Blood, All Out War, Strife

SPECIALTY: Shoulder Dislocation, Roadie-like Tendencies, Song Writing

BIO: Rob was born in Florida a long time ago. He then moved to Punxsy for some reason that is unknown. So yeah, Rob goes to shows and hurts himself a lot -he's always dislocating his shoulder. And he's got a shitty job, too. He wipes old people's asses at a rest home.

FAVORITE BANDS: Fuck, Retard Spoiledge, 1910 Fruit Gum Co., Ice Cream Headache, Destruction of Obesity, Shoulders Out, The Pontiac 6000 Tape, Anal Cunt, Rick and the Drifters

SPECIALTY: Absolutely Nothing

BIO: Means used to live in Rossiter. His mom used to make us all food and stuff. Then he got arrested like 30 times and had to move to his dad's in Oliveburg. So now he represents the Oliveburg Hardcore crew.

FAVORITE BANDS: Megadeth, Crimson Angel, Vanilla Ice, Slayer, Milli Vanilli, Hanson, Fuck, Lock Down, Rick and the Drifters

SPECIALTY: Flyer Distribution, Mad Cow Mascot

BIO: Ed was born in the middle of nowhere. Now he hands out flyers for Mad Cows shows and goes to the shows as the Mad Cow Mascot.

FAVORITE BANDS: Night ranger, Fuck, Destruction of Obesity, Rick and the Drifters

SPECIALTY: Alcohol Distribution

BIO: Pav is the one that you see at all of the Mad Cows shows that is so drunk that he cant walk. He does this for every show to show his support.

FAVORITE BANDS: what ever cds people leave at his apartment

SPECIALTY: Mad Cows Security Guard

BIO: Chet goes to the Mad Cows shows and if you fuck off the Mad Cow crew he'll take ya out. So don't fuck with Chet.

FAVORITE BANDS: Blood For Blood, Mad Ball, AFI, Shutdown, H2o