Electric boogaloo.
One theory is that the Japanese became 'n-th' degree blackbelts to retaliate that stupid 'slug bug' game, because every single car you will see here looks like a beetle, even the motorbikes. The ones that don't look like a box on wheels, I imagine homeless people look at those things and just say to themselves "...bitchin..." occasionally you'll see an 'American-type' car (one that takes up the onelane strip of road) at which point you may see several flocks of Japanese running away from screaming 'Godzilla' and trash... it's really just that small....
There’s also a different way they cross the street here, they just hold up a hand above their head and walk right on across... even if there were fricking trucks fighting like in t-3, they'd probably just whip out that hand and cross.... It’s that insane....
And that's my guide to understanding the Japanese streets you may come across.
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