Ape Man Sightings:

Ape-Like Creature Man has been sighted rummaging through the streets of Winfield! With help from viewers like you we can put an end to this violent, yet somewhat cuddly creature. CLICK HERE

Rocket Launches:

Ok, Ok. We know you miss the Rocket Launch section of Tractor Control. This site would be nothing if it weren't for the "Control" part of Tractor Control, so the least we could do is update it more frequently. Well, the latest pics from ground zero are up, so have at it. CLICK HERE

Thunder Squeal:

If you like peanut butter, chances are you've heard about the Thunder Squeal. Peanut butter conventions across the nation are buzzing with the latest gossip about "the squeal heard 'round the world."CLICK HEREto take a listen to what the New York Times dubbed as "Nearly Tolerable."

About the Creators:

Whether you love the site and you want to know who to congratulate, or you hate the site and want to know who to blame, you canCLICK HERE to read about the creators of Tractor Control. Maybe you can even catch us online and send us an instant message.

!!THUNDER SQUEAL!!

Let's imagine for a moment a quiet outing in the park. You and your sweetheart are having a lovely picnic under an oak tree softly rustling in the warm breeze. This boy walks up to you and has a seat on your blanket, saying nothing while you send him a variety of weird facial expressions unable to hide your bewilderment. He appears to be concentrating very hard on something far back in his mind as he stares off into space, not once making eye contact with you. Just as you are about to politely ask him to leave he begins to clap. Not just an ordinary clap, oh no, not like that at all. This clap is of a different kind. A kind of clap neither you, nor your snuggle bunny have ever experienced. Then, almost as suddenly as the clapping began, a monstrous squeal is released from the depths of this boy's larynx. You gaze in awe of the sound produced by your unwelcome guest, and for what seems like an eternity, the sound continues. Just as you feel as if the visitor might pass out from lack of oxygen, he stops, stands up, and quietly walks away as if nothing happened, never saying a word.

*Photographs and additional audio are on their way.
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