DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BUY A TAPE OF OUR SHOW? |
TRAVIS: Hello and welcome to the Does Anybody Want To Buy a Tape of Our Show page! I'm Travis Harmon... JONATHAN: And I'm Jonathan Shockley, and boy, Travis, I don't know about this... TRAVIS: What? People like our show, and some people might want to buy a tape of it! JONATHAN: I guess... TRAVIS: Plus, this website is worldwide! JONATHAN: It is? TRAVIS: Yes! Foreigners can look at it, and maybe they live in a faraway land and don't get Nashville Community Access Channel 19! JONATHAN: You're right! So we can send them a tape! TRAVIS: Right! But not for free. JONATHAN: Oh. Why not? TRAVIS: Who are you, Nelson Rockefeller? JONATHAN: What? TRAVIS: Money doesn't grow on trees. Fifteen bucks. JONATHAN: What? TRAVIS: Fifteen bucks for a tape, plus $3.95 for shipping and handling? JONATHAN: Are you nuts? TRAVIS: What? JONATHAN: We don't even have covers for the tapes! TRAVIS: For fifteen bucks, I'll draw them a cover. JONATHAN: Well... how would we make the tapes? TRAVIS: You have two vcrs, don't you? JONATHAN: Sure! One to record Gilmore Girls, and one to record Watching Ellie! I really need a Tivo, but... TRAVIS: Well, with our tape money, maybe you can go out and buy a Tivo. JONATHAN: Hmmm. When you put it that way... TRAVIS: Let's just see. If someone wants to buy a tape from us, they can just e-mail us at travisandjonathan@hotmail.com. JONATHAN: SEND NO MONEY NOW! TRAVIS: Shhh! Don't yell! JONATHAN: Sorry. TRAVIS: Let's just see what kind of response we get. Would anyone be interested in buying tapes of our show for fifteen bucks plus $3.95 postage? JONATHAN: How many shows per tape? TRAVIS: The first three episodes on the first tape, the last four episodes on the second tape. JONATHAN: That would mean they would get the great, unaired Phone Show! TRAVIS: Never seen before, let alone on Nashville Community Access! JONATHAN: And people could go to our Episode Guide to find out which shows have their favorite bits on them! TRAVIS: This is really more of a public service than a money-making exercise. JONATHAN: Can't we at least wait until we get video clips and sound clips and pictures from our shows up on the website? That way people could know more what they're getting into? TRAVIS: Who are you, Rip Van Winkle? I'm getting older every day! JONATHAN: Every minute! TRAVIS: Time waits for no man! So let's get crackin'! JONATHAN: Can I really buy a Tivo with the money? TRAVIS: We'll see... JONATHAN: Really? TRAVIS: Well, the money should probably go back into our show. JONATHAN: That's right! Craig Davidson doesn't work cheap! |
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN BUYING A TAPE OF OUR SHOW? Let us know. |
TAPE ONE would contain Episodes One, Two, and Three! Check our Episode Guide for more details! |
TAPE TWO would contain Episodes Four, Five, Six, and Seven! Check our Episode Guide for more details! |
FIFTEEN BUCKS PLUS $3.95 SHIPPING! ARE WE NUTS OR WHAT? LET US KNOW! |
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