Alaska:     The Land of Duct Tape
			This is Alaska, the land of scenic landfills, two story igloos, penguins for pets, Canadians, SPAM, and red necks.  Here in the background is beautiful Eagle River (we removed the trash and other ugly stuff from the picture).  But there is trouble in Eagle River!  Pepsi is beginning to squelch all resistance in Eagle River/Chugiak and will soon control all of the Eagle River Valley.  So we must fight back!  We shall fight on the ice flows, on the mountains, and on the highway, we shall never surrender!  Empires may fall, time will pass, but men will still look back to this day and say this was their finest hour!  So all men of valor, your time is now!  To glory and the defeat of the treacherous enemy.  Pepsi, the bell tolls for thee!
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