First of all, you must have great parents to name a kid Anonymous. I'm assuming you have a first name, but you didn't give it to me, so I'll give you a first name. How about...Fungus. Yeah, Fungus. That's the name of a champion, Fungus Anonymous. Anyway Fungus, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson from this. Don't drink Pepsi. One of the main ingredients in that stuff is pepto bismal, and that's something you don't want to be drinking in large quantities. There's really not much you can do now but pray, and maybe go back to grammar 101. "I humongous amounts of Gas"? What does that mean? You didn't give a city, so I'll guess you're from somewhere foreign, like Utah.
Evil Bob "The Gassinator"
I had this weird dream of a red and blue yingyang casting a curse on my body. When I woke up, I humongous amounts of Gas........and then I remembered, I drank A PEPSI! WHAT DO I DO!!!!! I DON"T WANT TO SMELL!
Mr. Anonymous