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| The Religion Of The Crystal Las Vegas Gods. |
| In 1998, A silver cigar shaped UFO came down from the planet Venus and opened up it's hatch. Out stepped a beautiful space woman, a Venusian Queen by the name of "Lattu". Wearing her interplanetary hat and bra', she told me that I was to become the embassador for Earth and that all the Earth people should worship me and give me gifts of money and a whole bunch of presents and shit. In return, I will offer them the freedom to go to Venus when the Baby Jesus stabs everyone on December the 15th 2089. Make a donation to The Religion Of The Crystal Las Vegas Gods today and spare thissen loads of bollocks later in life. |
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| "Lattu". Venusian Queen. |
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