| This page is dedicated to a bunch of my girlfriends. Here are a few li'l piccies of some of them. They all totally adore me and think I'm kinda the best! I'll tell you a bunch of stuff about them as I go thru their itty bitty piccies, just wert thi rush like! |
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| This is my good girlfriend Crystale. She is one of my bestest girlfriends and she chooses all my collors for my convertable interiors! I love her and we have a ball together killing eagles and squirrels and fish and that. Her MOM is a black slave trader in Memphis Tennyseeeeeeeeee. Her plaggy knockers onni cost er $23,000! |
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| This is Jolene! She hosts a US chatshow called "My partner is a right cunt!" for CBSFKYZ TV. Her favorrite things are killing eagles and squirrels and fish and that, having makeover slumber party pageants and bullying her dorter into dressing up like a right slag even tho she's onni 3 so she can come first in byooty pageants. She's adorable totally and rad! I love her to pieces goddamn it Bo. |
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| This is Valder. She just hogs the limelite and hates seeing eagles alive and squirrels and fish and that. She works as a soap babe in the fashionable soap "Oh my God! Chet! Is that my lawyer?" She recently got married to a big fat ugly bloke wi a dimple in his chin and a mansion full of dead eagles and squirrels and fish and that. We always go skinny dipping and also drink Ben Shaws Dandylion & Burdock. Aye. |
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| This is Wynena, my favorrite girlfriend from the East coast of Sanfransisco, or "Sisco" or "The City" Or "That plerse off of telly wi that fat bloke wi a rate arse sherped noowerse on it" as the locals like to call it. She makes wedding cakes for American houses and takes the kids to the lake to shoot eagles and squirrels and fish and that. She just adores me and native americans! Her favorrite movie star is Jon Wayne as he co-stars with loads of them indians tha norrz. |
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| Freaky Theaky. Thaz sin er orleddi! |
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| And that too! Tracheller. |
| More mates later. (When I've got in with em!) |