| Coming soon!! A whole bunch of predictionizations for all you sweet American Belles out there to get thi gobs raahnd! Goodbye ya'all!! Aunt Leibersteinburg*TM* |
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| Aunt Leibersteinberg Astrologizerist and Spiritualizerist To the rich and famos! |
| Hi Ladies. Let me fortell your bunch of fortoons and give you guys a whole bunch of 'expertized' advice. |
| If you reached this page without paying the subsription fee of $7,000 US, then you are commiterizing a felony which contradicterizes the 5th commendment. Please leave immediately or face prosecutionization! |
| Walt Disney is officially 300 years old this month! So, to celebrate one of the most important founders of our God created country, we are offering some plates with mice drawn on em for just $300 US each! |
| Hiya agin ladies! Yaw Aunt Leibersteinberg here again to give you your weekly guide to a whole bunch of stuff! How are ya anyways? Been doing a whole bunch of stuff and keeping those Goddamn titties pert and siliconizated? Here's a bunch of stuff that's going on right now. |
| Jupiter is in line with that itty bitty Commie planet Mars, so it's off to the Malls ladies to find yourselves some hunks with chunks! (Know what I'm saying?) Go get em dolls! I can see that some of you haven't gotten a bunch of boobie enlargementizerations again yet. I think it's time to spend some more good ol dollars on that extra boob job now! *For the best servicization, visit "Rosenblatt Body Enhancementizerations, Downtown LA.* |
| The crystalized ball tells me that some of you there need to donate some more cash to me or you'll be sorry! Bad fortunizations will befall you if you don't send me $3,000 US right aways! I went to Havard *Hawaai* and gained a degree in Fortune tellerization, so believe me a whole bunch when I tell you this ladies! Other than that, the outlook looks lucky, looking like lurking locksmiths! |
| Did you know that a whole bunch of those Europeans earn less than $78,000US a year? That's right!! Less than!! Hard to belive isn't it? So please spare a thort for those poor Pommes then as they hardly earn owt! .....Fuck em! Let em starve!! What did they ever do for us US citizenizators? Zilch! They even tried to kill a whole bunch of Nazi war criminals that later set up our space industries *God bless them!* Like NASA and Lucas Industries! Fuck em! |
| Get set for the video *&CD ROM*of the year folks!! It's here and it's a whole bunch of dietonic calory controllizated goodies! "Blax &Cunny's guide to ever so much bunches of stuff" is full of expertizated goodies for you all to watch and make yourself feel a whole bunch better and earn as you eat!YES! earn! |
| To get this fabulos offer, Just send a cheque or give your American Expresserized details to the ammount of $8,000 US each, OR *Purchase before 11 days of this advertizationment and get 2 for only $16,000 US ! Order your copies now to avoid a whole bunch of misery! |
| Send NOW to; MacDonalds/Disney Industries, 62372837 Cyndy Lauper Ave, Silicon Fawcetsville, Holliwood CA US of A. |
| Dont forget that the Good ol US of A is still at war with the terroristizationers! We take a zilch tollerence on those bastards! (Apart from the IRA and various other organizations worldwide that we profit from as they exploit and kill 3rd world non oil bearing places.) Shop an Iranian! |
| It's 3 years since New York was attacked by some Indians in planes, but the heartache still goes on. Please send countless cheques *whilst soft piano music plays in the background as we look at pictures of golden labradors lolloping about on someone's large lawn* to us here so we can count the dollars and remember those that were lost for you. Respect God or die like those fucking monkeys that Evolutionarizationists speak about! God loves you! *Unless you're a commie!* *Commie applies to anything non rightwing or Orthodox to the American churches* |
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