Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
cokies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method
best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1- The whole thing all at once.
2- One bite at a time.
3- Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
4- In little feverous nibbles.
5- Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...)
6- Twisted apart, the inside and toss the cookie.
7- Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
8- Just the Cookie, not the inside.
9- I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10- I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
The Whole Thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting,
carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one
should trust you with their children.
One Bite at a Time
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos
this very same way. Jusk like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay,
not to worry, you're normal.
Slow and Methodical
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in
every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and
irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the
speed limit.
Feverous Nibbles
Your Boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always
have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental
breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would
do you good.
Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat
unpeasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You
are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity
towards narcotic addicton.
Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
You have highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put
them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities.
You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive
liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
Twisted apart, the inside and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want
and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, lack feelings for others.
You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you
got yours.
Just the Cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
I Just Like to Lick Them, not Eat Them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help
-IMMEDIATELY.
I Don't Have a Favorite Way, I Don't Like Oreo Cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear
nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular
and fussy about the things you buy own, and wear. Things have to be
just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's
just no pleasing you.
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