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| PHIL PROCTOR: The gay third of Legz Akimbo Theatre Comapny, whose talent lies in bumming directors to get parts. Sporting painfully trendy dos to fit in with the kids, he pounces about on stage with terrible acting and even worse accents. BEST LINE: "Now I'm happy with who I am and what I am, and people don't like that then they can just go kill themselves like mum did." |
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| ALVIN STEELE: The mild-mannered, cheery owner of the Windermeare Guesthouse, whose neck brace remains a dubious mystery, but it seems he may have received it from one of his wife's adventurous S+M sex games. He is too polite to indulge in any of the guesthouse's customary sado-masochistic leather orgies, but hey, if you wanna hear an anecdote, he'll tell you many until the tears roll down his face. BEST LINE: "Jumpleads for...2. Coming right up." |
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| MAMA LAZAROU: Papa Lazarou's wife, or so he says. Truth is, he kidnapped her like the rest and stole her wedding ring. She pretends to be a fortune teller, and spits on people's hands. She talks to him in that language (gibberish) and is too afraid to kick him in the nadgers and make a run for it. BEST LINE: "Don't make him angry. He can....do things." |
| Other Mark characters: Mr Bamford, Lance(joke shop) David Tattsyrup, police man, road man, the doctor (Go Johnny, Go GoGoGo!) Mayor's advisor, Edmund Chinnery (Christmas Special) Lotte Lipp, Tony (Julie's boyfriend/Stella's shagging partner) |