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Craig Andrews The Ass Injecting Rump Ranger Hi my name is Craig. Though, I thought my life was boring, I just took a mad reality check in realizing that my life isn't as bad as I first thought. Many things happen in life that you take as nothing and later realize that it was kinda cool. The people you do and things you see are actually kind of cool when it all adds up (or kind of fun in some respects). But aside from the staring, shooting stuff, sitting and crapping, and (Etc.) there are things that actually can touch all your hearts. Like the fact that Jesus loves you....NAH!! There is nothing but staring, shooting stuff, sitting and crapping, and (Etc.). I had homosexual relations with Jesus. Nothing in life matters as long as you have fun once in a while. What's the point of going through life without having any fun? That and no effort are basically my two mottos in life. And moving on we come to the fact that I could have good reason to kill Nick, Sean, or Fred. Saving the best for last we will start with Fred. The countless times that I got in trouble with Sarah because of him just makes me want to rip off his head and shit down his throat. Sean is probably the one with the least amount of a reason to kill. He simply made me the laughing stock of all my friends by making a certain website that will remain nameless. Which also may have ended my relationship with Mara. And then we have Nick.....ahhh.....Nick. Where do I start? He first, while going out with Megan, told Megan everything that we ever did, embarrassing or not, to simply make conversation because they couldn't think of anything better to do but to talk about how gay I am for some reason. But, though I have had these reasons to kill all of them we still remain good friends. Ahh....I feel closer to myself already. I do though, have things that I do in my life. I like to play any of many sports and like listening to music just like any normal 16 year old heterosexual male. Well, I hope this has been information filled. by Craig
OH MY GOD CRAIG ACTUALLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND (since March 22nd)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read about Craig's dry spell during the beginning of 2002. Read about Craig's recent girl situation. Its interesting. |