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Name: JOSEPH RAMIREZ
Great Jokes Man! Regards


Name: Kenny WONG
Nice Graphics. All the best


Name: Takashi
Good Day. Thank you


Name: Jarnail Singh
You know you other races are always making fun of us Singhs. Now you even have your internet page to do it. I don't believe it! Anyway I like the Kanchil joke.
You don't like the Singh jokes but you like a joke making fun of Kancil car owners. Singhs drive Kancils too, you know...anyway complaint noted.


Name: Joesph
Sudirman is already dead, what for you find out how he die? Give me the story on Sahara's breasts. Are they real?
The breasts are real but they didn't die mysteriously.....


Name: Carlton
What Is A Bhai?
You are definitely not from Malaysia.


Name: Kemal Mustaffa
Do you have the theme song of Price Is Right-supermarket game show shown here a few years ago?
You mean you guys in Kelantan still like supermarkets after they separated the sexes....Anyway, I'll look for the track, no promises.


Name: Tony
What do you call a bhai lad who accidently stepped on cow dung ?
DANGDUT ( DUNGDOOD )


Name: Munir
I don't care about the dead man in the Coca Cola tank...I drink Pepsi only.
You are part of THE PEPSI GENERATION who made up their minds before finding out about THE REAL THING!


Name: Cheong Tze Wai
The conspiratory story require absolute truth for itself is not enough to examine its eternal energy
What is talking you???


Name: Patrick Owen
I was searching for something on Malaysia on Alta Vista Search Engine and I accidentally stumble on to your site. I think your guest book is the most hilarious part!


Name: SW Lee
No problem encounter with IE on your site. A nude Kaur featured in Playboy centre page....
"Bo Cheng Kaur"
I think her sister who is jobless now is call "Chin Kang Kaur"


Name: Ahmad Nengah
I'm so excited to find out there is an association for procrastinators in Malaysia! My wife is always nagging me about my habit, now I'm so proud to tell her that there are many others also..how can I join? Please Please...
Sure, no problem. I'll send you the application form. Please be warned that last year, of the 65,235 applications received, only a handful were accepted. The main reason for the rejections is that applicants sent back their forms too soon. Sit on it for two or three years and you'll have a better chance. Good luck.


Name: Ng Meng Lee
i enjoy the home page vey much. haapy valentins day.
Happy V.D. to you too, Ng


Name: Samuel "TJ" Sinarajoo
testing only. testing 123
Samuel, are you drunk or what??? This is a website not a microphone! I bet you are a DJ. An Indian with a name like that must be a DJ in some clubs in Bangsar....right?


Name: Chin San Hooi
Your "National Page" is excellent! But I thought the national condom is Mistra 003?


Name: Robert Mah
Hate people asking stupid questions..example: you are eating at the mamak stall, suddenly a stranger (or friend) taps you on the back and asks you; "Makan-ah?".
I know what you mean Robert. It's like someone running into you at Sun Complex and asking you "Eh, What You Doing Here??!!"


Name: Tommy
How bout NATIONAL NIGHTMARE?? Janet Ambros?? R4
No lah, nightmare category too extreme. Actually, in real life she's a very sweet lady. Maybe National Pain In The Air?


Name: Mohd Suffian
Mana Beli Perodua Tikus?
Cuba tanya WONG SANG KEE PET SHOP, Jalan Petaling.


Name: Aishah Nordin
Are you serious about the kajang satay gravy? Yuks! I was eating kajang satay for many years...
But what a GREAT roadside. i LOVE IT!


Name: Johnny Woo/Calvin Choo
Steady lah brudder! Like awesome you punya website.Can't get enough of it.
Relek lah brudders! Mana itu chun chun mia Ah Moy you dah janji gua???


Name: Andrew Abishegam
I like the new Bhai jokes and the National Page is brilliant!!!! However, your cool link sites don't seem to be connecting..Check that out. And Singapore in 3 hours? I can do Singapore in 1 HR 40 MIN! Guaranteed! No police summons also!! Anybody who would like to to go to Singapore fast, let me know!
Better than MAS! (Haven't checked my mail box yet though!) Hope Polis Di Raja isn't reading this site!!! And THEN it's 3 hours jam at the Causeway!!! Otherwise keep up the good work!!
Andrew, with the size of your car and the speed you're travelling, you gotta be careful.. the side draft (wind) generated might blow all those Kancils into the parits of Johor. Don't worry about PDRM, they'll give you a "Datukship" because you're so patriotic. You play an important role in helping Malaysia maintain its record as the world's most happening place, when it comes to road accidents!


Name: C.K.Wong
Sir, what are you doing here? First you tell people don't buy ekor because 10,000 to 1 chance to strike,then you give the lottery results here also!
Nope, I didn't say don't buy ekor, I'm just reminding you of the odds. In fact, I do bet on it once in a while. I'm just the average guy who "slows" down at every accident scene. It's just that there are so many accidents, I can't keep up...


Name: Tony Kiong
At which part of your site did you cover the betting odds? How come I can't find it?
It's at the National Page, under the National Pastime heading.


Name: Lilian Woo
I'm a local graphics art student and I like:) the graphics in your pages. Could you tell me whether u use Photoshop or Corell or something else?
I use Adoi's Kedaigambar Ver 4.02.


Name: M Thomas
Could you please explain why you removed the hotlinks to the two politicians in your COOLINGs?
They may make strange bedfellows in your page but not many people publicise the homepages of these two people at one place. It makes for easy comparison of views.
From time to time, I change and update the links base on visitor feedback, ease of connection and server space constraints.


Name: Tan Bee Ling
Your page is really direct and funny!!! Keep it up!
Keep what up?


Name: Karim Abd Malik
I think your homepage is best describe as a entertainment centre, not for kids though...


Name: Longman
tabik sama lu! I really, really, really enjoyed your site... keep up the good work...


Name: Peter
Hi, great place, the local jokes are really fun. But the comments should be 2 sen, instead of two cents. That's my dua sen worth. Thank you.


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