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Name: Helena Foo
The jokes in Jokes Part 4 are one-sided
female bashing. Men has got brains smaller than a dog. They don't
even know how to put the toilet seat up!
Ms Foo, you
FCP, get yourself a "squatting" toilet...anyway I thought
the jokes were rather balance. MALAYSIA ROADSIDE is an equal opportunity
web site. Every race and gender gets equal bashing. Of
course, the Bhais won't agree on this one...
Name: Aishah Nordin
I'm with Helena on this one. Do you men enjoy sitting on a seat
full of pee? And how can you call her
FCP and ask her to get a squatting
toilet! I pity your wife or girlfriend.
I live alone
and I usually pee into the wash basin. It's more practical and
hygenic. I can wash "it" there and then.
Name: Aishah Nordin
You're a dog!
Wrroof!
Name: Helena Foo
I second that!
Wrroof! Wrroof!
Name: Anthony Raj
Do you like doggie style?
Wrrooooooof,
wrrof, wrrof. Raj, what other styles do dogs do? And thanks a
lot, instead of standing up
for the "batangs", you "taruh" me some more.
Name: Loh Swee Chin
Re: Film Reviews. I read Godfrey's Movie
Reviews and was thinking of requesting something. I listen
to his Monday Movie Madness on Radio 4 and I know he hates the
Titanic. Why don't you get him to review the Titanic even though
he doesn't like the movie! I want to know why.
Name: Prakash
Why did you choose the
"Man AT Work" sign as your logo?
I wanted an
icon / symbol that goes "hand in hand" with the Malaysian
road side. Initially I was torn between the crow and a glass of
teh tarik. Then, it occurred to me that the ever-present "Man
At Work" sign is actually the most familiar and enduring
symbol of the Malaysian road side!
Name: Angie Ng
WA KUM SIA LU CORR ME
KUM HIA.(TOO YEW AUN TER STANG ?) HEY, I REALLY DID ENJOY MY TOUR
(ESP.GUESTBOOK,JOKES..) NOT AT ALL ANNOYED WITH YOUR M.C.P.JOKES
HANTAM WOMAN ONE. AIYAH ! JOKE ONLY MAH ! KEEP 'IT' UP ! LOVE,
ANGIE.
ps: Have you noticed a typo error in your page link WORD band
~ WORLD band?
Wa pun chin chia kum sia lu ka wa kong wa wu chi gheh "typo".
Name: DSP Nerd
Hey macha, cool site man. Thought I'd share this with you: the
Malaysian 1st Law of Mamak stall / Kopitiam food: How good the
food is, is inversely proportional to how hygenic the stall is.
Thanks. I'll
share this one with you, macha: Malaysian 1st Law of Chicken Shop:
How clean the chicken is, is inversely proportional to how beautiful
the chicken is.
Name: Carlton
What is a macha?
In Tamil (Indian),
macha means "brother-in-law". In street lingo, it usually
means "buddy" or "brother" unless the other
guy is trying to tell you that he wants to "score" with
your sister.
Name: Faridah Mahmud
Hi. I am a Malaysian student in Boston and I am hoping that you'll
include Radio Ibukota in your
World Band Radio. I miss that station
and I find it easier accessing all the stations from one place.
Thanks, it's a real good page!
What are you
still doing in Boston? Come back home now! Save the economy! I
guess you have not listen to Ibukota for some time, it's now call
Radio Kuala Lumpur. I'll set it up for you soon.
Name: Animal Lover
In your National Page you mentioned
Lucky as the most popular name for dogs in Malaysia. Do you know
that Lucky is really unlucky to be a dog in Malaysia, the way
they are treated by some "caring" Malaysians.
Let's face
it, the Malays aren't particularly fond of them. In an ironic
sense, it is probably better this way. If less Malaysians "keep"
dogs, there will be fewer abandoned dogs dying painful deaths
through hunger, diseases and cruelty. In most places, when the
town council's dog shooters go on a shooting
spree they
eliminate every dog in sight, irrespective of whether the dog
is sick, healthy or has an owner. It's not so bad if the
dogs are killed instantly. Some of these shooters are so poor
in aim that they have been known reports of them shooting passerby's
as well. Surely we can have a more "humane" method like
the dog catching unit of KL's City Hall. Round them all up and
send them to the SPCA. But make sure you claim your dog before
it is executed in the gas chamber! Some Chinese still eat dog
meat at some secret hide-outs in Chinatown. Others,
abandon their pets when they lose interest. If not, they'll keep
the dog tied up on a short leash for the rest of its life. Then
there are those pretentious S.O.B.s
who worship
their pedigree pets but regard every mongrel as a non-life form.
The Indians on the whole have a better record.
But this is not the reason that you find so many Indian vets in
Malaysia. I spoke to quite a few of them and they "confessed"
that they became a vet because they failed to get into medical
college. But in all fairness, I must say that most of them turned
out to be excellent and caring vets. Are some of these
"white" expatriates any better? They come to Malaysia
to work and quickly adopt a puppy. The minute their employment
contract is over (or terminated because of the recession), they
conveniently leave their "loving" pet at the SPCA, knowing
it'll probably be put down. So you're right, Lucky is not so lucky
in Malaysia.
Name: Anthony Raj
What about the Bhais?
Shall we move
on…?
To
give other visitors a proper perspective of your argument or opinion,
all guestbook entries (from this point onwards) include the geographical
location of the guest.
Name: Bhupinder Singh (KL)
If I may speak on behalf of my community, I wish to point out
that we treat our dogs better than other people. Thank you.
What? You
treat dogs better than people? I agree and I know that the Bhais
are definitely kinder to dogs. After all, the Bhais' favorite
dish is wild boar curry, right? Shall we move on…?
Name: George Matthews (PJ)
When is your food section opening? Or have you drop it from your
menu? Regards, GM.
Yes, in fact
I am currently tasting out a few roadside stalls. There's this
Chinese stall in Jalan Ipoh tha tshould carry a warning sign "Don't
Eat And Drive". It's Lor Mee has enough wine in it to get
you arrested at a road block for drunk driving! Details
coming up.
Name: Ismail Mohd Karim (Kuala
Lumpur)
Are Malaysian drivers that rude and impatient? If you are the
first car stopped at a red light, you run the risk of being honked
at the instant the lights change to green. Don't these drivers
behind realized that there is a slight delay because you need
to engage the gear, etc.
Ismail, didn't
they teach you in driving school that you're given 1/750 of a
second to react when the lights turn green! Or you can do what
my friend Tony does. If somebody honked at him without any delay,
he'll coolly step out of his car, raise the bonnet and examine
the engine in detail. Then he'll find the "fault", fix
it and re-start the car again. By this time the lights would have
already turned green twice and the same impatient
(but helpless) driver is still stuck behind him...
Name: Kua Chee Man (Pudu)
Regarding En Ismail's observation, there is an exception. If you
have driven around the Golden Triangle area of KL at night, you
would have noticed that the bapoks (transvestites) like to hang
around the traffic lights. If a driver is busy negotiating with
the bapok, the cars behind just wait patiently even though the lights has
turned green. It's a kind of unwritten rule.
Very true.
Malaysians do have some road manners...
Name: flamefox
hEY bRUDDER, IS THIS A gUESTBOOK OR A nEWSGROUP? iF IT IS A gUEST
BOOK, IT'S ONE HELL OF A gUESTBOOK! iF IT IS A nEWSGROUP, YOU
HAVE CERTAINLY SANITIZE THE scUm.wELL DONE, bRUDDER!
Thanks brudder.
Just out of curiosity, did somebody break into your house and
stole your "Caps Lock" key?
Name: N Kandar
Why do you bother including RTM's channels? Half the time they
don't connect and if they do, the audio
is one big distortion. Internet
Radio (except RTM) may be great but I still miss my shortwave
radio.
Is your first
name, Nasi?
Name: Zul (Kajang)
The solution to Mr Kandar's complaint is very simple. If he is
residing in Malaysia, just tune in with a radio instead of using
a computer!!!
I think Nasi
is the car park manager at the Petronas Twin Towers. His office
must be located at Basement Level 22. When you're that deep down,
no radio waves can get to you...
Name: Jose L Sanchez (Madrid)
Hola, es un lugar maravilloso. Oí que el "roti canai"
en Malasia es muy costoso ahora. Era mi alimentodiario en Malasia.
Hermano, no
es más costoso. Solamente más pequeño! Es
usted un turista con poco dinero?
Name: Tan Sri
Weii...where is your official Singapore HATE PAGE? What kind of
self respecting Malaysian humor siteare you if you don't bash
the Singaporeans once in a while? Nuke Singapore! Yeehaa!! Hope
to see an anti-Singapore section in this page soon. The Tan Sri
is always right. For his wit and wisdom, go to
soc.culture.malaysia and witness it yourself...
Y.A.B. Tan
Sri, the most despicable and prolific poster in SCuM... finally
made his way to MALAYSIA ROADSIDE...I'm honored....
Name: Ranjeet Singh (Wangsa
Maju)
I have no water for the whole week. What has this got to do with
your homepage? You should have a new category in your national
page: the bloody NATIONAL IRONY! We can build the world's tallest
building, the world's biggest airport, etc, etc but we can't even
manage our water supply properly. As usual, these clowns will
blame it on the rain. Rain my (censored)...
Hey Bhai,
get yourself a bucket of water and cool down...Yes, it's really
an irony, considering Malaysiais famous for its bomoh rainmakers
(& stoppers)...
Name: Skin
Remember: save water, drink beer.
Don't forget:
save a mouse, eat a pussy...
Name: Bryan Davidson (Scotland,
now Bangsar)
What is "chun"? Common lah, pity this Matsalleh who
just arrived in town. I'm glad I found this site; it's definitely
more "informative" than the official ones. Cheers.
Going to join
the pack and stick to safe Bangsar or are you brave enough to
venture beyond? Anyway, I have added a brand new section for you
call LESSONS
FOR THE MAT...chun
or not?
Name: Lawrence (Brickfields)
Hi, I'm writing on behalf of a blind friend of mine. He likes
the Radio section but is facing problems "listening"
to it with his reader/speech synthesizer software. I think it
has got to do with the tables. Can you have a text-only version for people
like him? Thanks.
Yes, can be
done. In fact, I'm thinking of getting rid of the tables as it
causes compatibility problems even between Netscape and IE. Could
you let me know the program your friend is using ? I wish to test
"read" it from my end after fixing the problem. Thanks
for your valuable feedback.
Name: Beribu Ribu Tan Sri!
STILL no Singapore Hate Page. I am disappointed in you , terry
boy. Btw, I am NOT the most prolific poster in SCM, unless you
DID run that dejanews search.lol... As for being despicable, if
being despicable means I can say what I feel instead of saying
things to please the racists, govt hater, bumi hating, anti-islam
idiots who make up the majority of SCM, please revile and despise
me.The Tan Sri is always right.
With such
"self-righteousness", have you ever consider upgrading
yourself to "Dato Seri"?
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