I've just read Dave Gorman's Googlewhack adventure. Now, if you're not familiar with Googlewhacking the concept is very simple. What you do is simply load up Google and type in two words in the search box. The aim is to get two words that provide you with only one website to chose from. The words must be in the dictionary and must not involve puntuation. That's pretty much it really. I just got my first one today and it provided me with this picture. I can't tell you what the Googlewhack is because if I do then this webpage will have the words on and then it won't be a Googlewhack. I can hint though - the first word is incapability and the second one is a spotty dog. Check it.
Name: John
Hobbies: Comics, football
Drinks: Real Ale, Dark Rum
Eats: Mexican
Band: Megadeth
TV Prog: Twin Peaks
Film: The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit
Team: Blackburn Rovers
Likes: Zombies
Hates: Trampolinists
Ideal Woman: Siouxsie Sioux
Ideal Job: Superhero
Tattoo: "Arte Et Labore", left arm
Facial Hair: Full beard
Motto: "Its all fun and games till someone loses an eye."????
Much of my old Goplay webpage was dedicated to a subject close to my heart - Zombies. I was first introduced to the topic of Zombies through the work of a Mr George A. Romero and I've been hooked ever since. Zombie World comics, Resident Evil, Zombie Holocaust, Aliens (which is a souped up Zombie film) anything Zombie based captures my imagination. Ok, vampires may have all this smooth, romantic stuff going on, ghosts can creep people out, mummies have sorcerous powers and the wolfman might be a murderous force of nature but there's something appealing about the mindless shambling unstoppability of a flesh eating corpse. Maybe its just me but, damn, they are the kings of the undead. Like I said, the old webpage was a source of plenty of Zombie information, including my own classification system and methods for extermination. Perhaps a little nerdy but my admission of this kind of makes it cool. Please don't get offended if your favourite member of the undead is a vampire or mummy, I'm not dissing them, but for me its a Zombie every time.
A Class IV Zombie I believe.
A popular musical act in the current hit parade.
Professional Ninja
Pros:
Mysteriously cool
Acrobatic skills
Stealthy gadgets (smoke bombs)
Variety of cool looking weapons
Black pyjamas
?Cons:
Bad hours
Skintight black pyjamas
Danger of death
Have to kill people
Dinosaur
Pros:
Big and strong
Instill fear
No money worries?
Cons:
Always hungry
Always angry about something
Extinct
Owen Tooth, Owen Tooth,
Soaring through all the galaxies,
In search of Earth,
Flying into the night.
Owen Too-oo-oo-oo-ooth,
No-one else can do the things you do,
Owen Too-oo-oo-oo-ooth,
Like a bolt of thunder from the blue,
Owen Too-oo-oo-oo-ooth,
Always fighting all the evil forces,
Bringing peace and justice to all!
